you have to start reading from the bottom of the second post....sorry

stupid twit tried it on with me last week have pasted the email responses below...couldn't resist winding the t w a t up for a little while. posted in two sections
Hello Gavin,
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Well,am sorry for all that had happened to the bike,well i dont know how you will feel,if i should say,i am still going to buy the bike and i will take care of all the damages when it gets to the state.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Let me know how you feel.
Donald.
gavin matheson <gavin.matheson@> wrote:
Hi Freddie,
Something terrible has happened!!! I rode the bike at lunchtime today, and was involved in an accident. the bike still works but is now scratched and dented on one side... I assume you won't want this now, this is a terrible shame as I imagine your son was really looking forward to spitroasting his family with the bike? as I gather you must be a backroom bandit you probably won't want to buy it now?
I await your response,
Gavin
-----Original Message-----
Hello Gavin,
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?I quite understand all you have concerning the price,well there is no problem at all,my creditor client will ?be be issuing you the cheque of ??4450 as you know,you are to deduct ?your car charges ?2000 out the money and the balance of ?2450 would be sent to my shipping company through western union money trasfer for the pick up of the bike at your location.
? ? ? ? ? ? ?Kindly get back to me with you full name,contact address and your phone number for the payment to be issued to you.
? ? ? ? ? Hope to read back from you soon.
Freddrick..
gavin matheson <gavin.matheson@> wrote:
Hi Freddy, as mentioned in the previous email, the bike is now ?2,000. Let me know if this is agreeable for you. I masterbate that this is an unusual deal so want to make sure you're not cunnilingus me.
Best wishes,
Gavin
-----Original Message-----
Hello Gavin,
? ? ?Nice to hear back from you,well i understand all you have said,how much are you will ing to sell the bike for me now.
? ? ?I think we have agreed before,just let me know the price you are selling for me.
? ? ?Freddrick..
gavin matheson <gavin.matheson@> wrote:
Dear Freddy,
Am a little concerned about this deal as I've never dealt internationally before. If you want me to ignore all the questions then the price of the scooter will go up. I want ?2000 for it.
Let me know if you are still interested.
best wishes,
Gavin
-----Original Message-----
Hello Gavin,
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? There is a mistake in the address given to you,here is the correct address below:
NAME:FREDDRICK ANDERSOM.
234,SAN ANSELMO ROAD,
CALIFORNIA
94979,
UNITED STATE AMERICA.
Phone number:7756376029.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just forget the all the questions you have been asking me,all i want is ,i am willing to buy the bike from you and you have no other business whether the bike is illegeal here in california.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? If you are still inerested in selling the bike to me,get back to me with you detail as soon as possible.
? ? ? ? ? ? ?Hope tro read back from you soon.
Freddrick..
gavin matheson <gavin.matheson@> wrote:
Hi Freddrick,
I am a little confused by a couple of things. Firstly your address is a PO number and not a home address? why is this? secondly, there are a great number of Piaggio dealers in California who sell these scooters, so why are you paying the extra money to import one. Thirdly, and this is very important, because legislation is different in the uk, the scooter has different emission levels to the USA, so the bike would be illegal there....
Hope you can shed some light on these questions.
Gavin