So after my winning performance at the weekend buying a DV and realising there was one there already.
Today I went to the gym, as I went to leave and get back in my car I couldn't remember where I parked it. Had a quick scout around and found it, my nice black GTi....
My remote battery is slowly running out but it's got some life in it still. Yet today, I was trying to unlock it... and it wouldn't unlock. I know when you unlock it with the key after locking with the remote the alarm goes off so that was my last resort. So after holding the key literally next to the sensor and it still didn't work, my only option was to use the door lock. Just as I'm about to put the key in someone taps me on the shoulder; "Excuse me mate, what are you trying to do to my car?". I stood baffled for about 5 seconds, looked inside, and saw a baby seat in the back... I don't have a baby.
I was feeling pretty special at this point. Eventually found the right car, got in and was about to leave the car park. Reversed out of the space straight in to a plastic bin

Didn't do any damage, but the principal hurt enough.
Maybe I should go back to school and learn some common dog!