Have we started a list of "useful excuses" as to what people will say if they don't make their estimates

I'll start it off.......
Well the horsies were there this morning when I set off to get here!
I think it was the extra fuel I put in the car this morning ....... oops - sorry, that's the 1/4 mile thread

I must have accidentally altered my REVO/APR/R-TECH/SUPERCHIPS/Custom-Code (delete as necessary) settings this morning.
Well I'm only running 95 ron fuel.
