ESSEX MOTHER F##KERS PART 2

[DAVID ESSEX]

You might of seen my last my last entry with a similar title, well guess what?
Yes those little f##king chavy bastards have struck once again.
this time my girlfriends Polo was broken into whilst parked outside the cinema.
I couldn't belive it as we couldn't of parked any closer to the front of the well lit busy cinema. they did the passenger door and knicked a couple of bags of shopping the face off for my car stereo, my girlfriends shoes and my empty glasses case.
twice in a week.........................I am lost for words and I would now like to do very evil things to any little baseball cap wearing sh!t I see in the next couple of days.
The only good news is that I won a new door handle on ebay to go on my mk1.
don't they say things happen in 3s?

[JMallows]

Set your car up somewhere they'll break into it, then jump out the boot with a hockey stick or something when someone gets in!!

[DAVID ESSEX]

nice idea but I'm going to fashion a seat full of used needles from the local crack house and lay it on the drivers and passenger seat so if any little bast tries to jump in and go for a quick spin, he will get a nasty suprise and then hopefully die a horrible painfull slow death over the next few years.
I suppose I could get a nice new alarm but the mood i'm in now the dirty needles on the seat idea is first choice.
(THE LAST RANT I PROMISE) The low life baseball cap wearing f**k*rs would be the first ones to go to the police and moan if they lost their giro whilst down the pub or down the back of the park bench as they were nobbing their cousin in the graveyard b ut yet they add nothing to the world we live in. we pay for these cocks to sit on their fat arses and watch trica all day! what can we do about this?
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well one thing I would like to say is a big well done to Essex POLICE as they sorted themselves out very well, they even sent a car down to pick up the cctv while we were still there and have booked my girlfriends car into be examined by their scenes of crime officers today. They also made my girlfriend feel a whole lot better as she was a bit upset when she came back to find it all brocken into.
I was well impressed with the local bobbies.

[kniterider]

glad to see some bobbies have an interest in crime, all the pants 'LINCOLNSHIRE POLICE' are more bothered about if you have a brake light out or if you rspeeding, other than that kind of offence there not bothered, they wont even send any one out, just give you an incident number even when some scallies try to burn down a factory with over 100 people working in side!!!

POLICE, YOU SUCK C@CK, PULL YOUR FINGERS OUT AND GET SOMETHING DONE, CAUSE I KNOW ALOT OF SMALL VIGILANTE GROUPS ARE BUILDING UP ROUND HERE AND ALREADY OUTTING PERVS ETC THAT SEEM TO BE MOVING INTO OUR AREA, IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE THEY TACKLE ALL THE CRIMES YOU SEEM TO AVOID, AND THERE WILL BE NASTY RESULTS.

WE PAY YOU WAGES IN OUR COUNCIL TAX, SO I THINK YOU (POLICE) SHOULD LOOK AFTER OUR INTERESTS (CARS/HOUSES/LIFE)

TONY BLAIR YOU ARE PANTS, GET A GRIP AND GET IT SORTED....

sorry 'RANT' over, but things like this really get me down, ive had no end of prob with the old bill over the last year through personal and work issues, and they are w@nkers!! id sooner pay a 'firm' to keep things sweet with my council tax money than them!!, and i dont think im on my own........

Gaz

[Fielder5757]

In the last issue of Fast car (chavvy i know) The dirty sanches boys (Uks version of jackass, and pro skateboarders) Left a scooby with the motor running and the door open in the worst area of wales, They left a laptop, some shoes, a jacket and the sound system and hid. When 3 little scrots came to nick stuff, they jumped out with paintball guns and nailed the little f**k*rs 

[Overseer]

lmao!!