You bring such joy and happiness to the forum Kev with your delightful & colourful phrases...
I show you nothing but love and affection, and this is how you treat me? I thought we had a connection here Kev, honestly I did.

If you can take a joke and the banter, why get wound up about it? If you know we're *baiting you* why do you take the bait and run with it and not shrug it off? I think you need some anger management classes. Soon.
You know where to find me if you ever need reminded your a w@nker.
The internet. Hah! 
Incorrect Ben, this is real life right here!
