Don't criticize, real talks happen in those meets !
"Alrite, whats de story? I saw you in d Stoke on Trent bowler on saturday, your beautiful eyes and wunderful fashun sence made me fall in luv strate away. You were wearin massive air max and a savage burberry cap, and wer drinkin fosters. I was wearin me best nike tracksuit, had blond hair, and laffed at u wen u fell over. I touched yer ball.
Giz a shout and we’ll go for an abra some time"