You left your car in Wishaw with the keys in the ignition!? Thats brave!
I did live there for a long time and I know it's not as bad as that - this was the town centre and there were a lot of people about. But I did once have my bicycle lifted from there - the cops saw the kids trying to wheel it away with the back wheel chained up, and stopped them. The first I knew was a tannoy in the store I was in asking the owner of the bicycle that had been chained up outside to go to the police station!
Anyway, I thought it would be all right for five minutes, we're not as larcenous as all that, but I admit I did grab the butchermeat and run. I was very relieved when I realised what I'd done wrong.
Rolfe.