The Mini is quite a different class of car - it is a relatively small, cramped car - with more style than practicality. The GTI is very different - roomy, spacious, a heck of a lot more practicable, great for families, your granny won't moan when she has to be taken for her monthly blue rinse.
Whilst they are both performance variants, they are a bit like comparing oranges and apples - one is full of acid, will rot your teeth and guts - and the other is still good for you, but a lot more sensible.

Regarding the dub stealer - can't you get your Audi garage to look after it?
Anyway, we arn't biased here

- but the S3 or GTI is the only two you should be considering!
