delete the seat belt chime (I know you will never do this, but I'm asking anyway)
Please tell me this can be disabled. If not by the dealer or VAG-COM then I'll be willing to cut cables, pull out lightbulbs or whatever is necessary!
back to the list:
much lighter construction
a more charismatic engine (5 or 6 cylinder would be nice, if unlikely)
bigger standard wheels
in fact, any other wheels than the Monzas
less chrome on the dash and switches
DSG with total manual over-ride
ESP with total manual over-ride
standard adaptive chassis with - you guessed it - manual over-ride
standard bluetooth that works with more than one brand of phone
a standard radio which doesn't look like it was pulled out of a 2001 base model Lupo
DAB which I can have with sat-nav and a reverse camera
parking sensors which you can't see
auto wipers that have a simple old-fashioned fixed-intermittent setting
auto lights which switch off again when it's not dark (or is this sorted on the Mk6?)
metallic/pearl colours other than black, silver, blue-grey, grey and grey (although they all look good!)
xenons and LED's
decent quality optional leather
the option to remove any factory standard equipment which I don't want and get a discount as a result
and finally...
retractable mudflaps