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Offline Rolfe

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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #20 on: 09 July 2009, 14:01 »
Quote from: jaydubveedub on 09 July 2009, 13:43
A Focus ST says "I am a complete idiot with a small thingy".

Just as well I didn't get one then!   :wink:

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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #21 on: 09 July 2009, 14:14 »
Quote from: jaydubveedub on 09 July 2009, 13:43
A Golf GTI says "I'm doing well but don't need to shout about it".

A Focus ST says "I am a complete idiot with a small thingy".

The Golf is a well made understated car with a proud heritage.
The Focus is a poorly made piece of tat driven by c*cks.
worst case of brand blinkers ever? 
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Offline AlanD

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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #22 on: 09 July 2009, 14:18 »
lol ! You think . . .
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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #23 on: 09 July 2009, 14:25 »
Nothing wrong with an ST, 2.5 Volvo T5 lump is a great engine and very tweakable, the RS is mad but I would love one.

They only made 2500 orange St's as it cost Ford £1k extra on each for the house of colours paint.
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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #24 on: 09 July 2009, 15:12 »
Quote from: A7 UFO on 09 July 2009, 14:14
Quote from: jaydubveedub on 09 July 2009, 13:43
A Golf GTI says "I'm doing well but don't need to shout about it".

A Focus ST says "I am a complete idiot with a small thingy".

The Golf is a well made understated car with a proud heritage.
The Focus is a poorly made piece of tat driven by c*cks.
worst case of brand blinkers ever? 


Yes I do have a bad case of brand blinkers - no apologies for that! In all seriousness, I do find the Focus ST a bit too 'in your face' with the bodykit and various add ons. I will admit however, that it's quite cheap and drives very well indeed. Thirsty though.
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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #25 on: 09 July 2009, 15:25 »
To be honest, it was the Golf's fuel economy that made me stop screeching in my tracks and look at it more seriously, when I'd started off looking at the ST.

I wouldn't ever have been seen dead in the RS.

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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #26 on: 09 July 2009, 16:37 »
FORD-Fixed Or Repaired Daily! :smiley:
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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #27 on: 09 July 2009, 19:10 »
Quote from: WILLZIE on 09 July 2009, 16:37
FORD-Fixed Or Repaired Daily! :smiley:

Used to be the case but they are a lot better now, Mazda and Volvo's are running a lot of the same parts, new Mazda 3 is a Focus underneath.
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Offline Rolfe

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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #28 on: 09 July 2009, 20:12 »
Oh rly?

OK, this isn't fair 'cos this time 2 weeks ago I was seriously considering getting an ST.

Nevermind.

I was driving home from work a couple of hours ago and noticed a big breakdown truck sitting in a small layby, with a car parked beyond it.  What have we here, I thought, and made a point of looking to see what it was.  The breakdown truck was pulled up in front of a beautiful metallic blue Focus, sitting absolutely stationary with its bonnet up.

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Re: Ford Focus ST Jaffa Orange - Jokes.
« Reply #29 on: 09 July 2009, 20:44 »
I think there an awesome car, my gf's brother has one in orange, stands out and is really nice inside!
Almost went for one, then I saw the GTi! -Decision made!! :grin:
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