^ or it could have been that my old chap made her seem tight....

And to be fair in my original post you'll note that I used the term 'notoriously filthy' and not the term 'slag', that was you reading it incorrectly..I've had filthy virgins too does that mean they must have cavernous snatches too?
2-0 to barry 
not want to score points but thats just rank turnin a jonny inside out
Yeah retrospectively I didn't show much respect for my best mate, but it IS the most disgusting thing I have ever done.....apart from destroying your grans anus
