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Offline shelaghmk3gti

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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #340 on: 28 April 2012, 11:39 »
my god there are a lot of males with serious issues on this site.... i would never ever admit to having done even the less harsh stuff.. biros up bums.. soggy biscuites??

nutters!!!

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Offline scarr89

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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #341 on: 28 April 2012, 11:50 »
Quote from: barrym381 on 28 April 2012, 11:36
Quote from: scarr89 on 28 April 2012, 11:34
Not sure if it is disgusting or just sick....

I was pleasuring this bird at a house party...long story short she fell asleep. But I didn't realise and kept on going for about 5minutes before I realised  :sad: :lipsrsealed:
that mate is just  :sick: :sick: no means no  :grin: :grin:

I gota set this record straight as it could get bent out of shaped rapidly. It was NOT rape in any sense of the word. The girl actually became my girl a few weeks later and we enjoyed a happy 2 years together...Every cloud has a silver lining see  :grin:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #342 on: 28 April 2012, 12:14 »
Quote from: scarr89 on 28 April 2012, 11:34
Not sure if it is disgusting or just sick....

I was pleasuring this bird at a house party...long story short she fell asleep. But I didn't realise and kept on going for about 5minutes before I realised  :sad: :lipsrsealed:

mustnt have been that good :wink:

never had a girl fall asleep on me, but ive fallen asleep mid way through a blowy before  :grin: she wasnt happy in the morning
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #343 on: 29 April 2012, 11:36 »
Period sex, it got messy, blood everywhere! She was a dirty b!tch though and i was off my pickle at the time, looked like a murder scene when we woke up the following morning!  :laugh:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #344 on: 29 April 2012, 11:40 »
Quote from: Roverdose on 29 April 2012, 11:36
Period sex, it got messy, blood everywhere! She was a dirty b!tch though and i was off my pickle at the time, looked like a murder scene when we woke up the following morning!  :laugh:

I used to call that jetwashing the fanny!
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #345 on: 29 April 2012, 11:48 »
Quote from: Martz on 29 April 2012, 11:40
Quote from: Roverdose on 29 April 2012, 11:36
Period sex, it got messy, blood everywhere! She was a dirty b!tch though and i was off my pickle at the time, looked like a murder scene when we woke up the following morning!  :laugh:

I used to call that jetwashing the fanny!

Oh my days, that sh!t is funny!!

Why did you stop? :huh:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #346 on: 29 April 2012, 11:49 »
Quote from: scarr89 on 29 April 2012, 11:48
Quote from: Martz on 29 April 2012, 11:40
Quote from: Roverdose on 29 April 2012, 11:36
Period sex, it got messy, blood everywhere! She was a dirty b!tch though and i was off my pickle at the time, looked like a murder scene when we woke up the following morning!  :laugh:

I used to call that jetwashing the fanny!

Oh my days, that sh!t is funny!!

Why did you stop? :huh:

Marriage.   :lipsrsealed:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #347 on: 29 April 2012, 11:52 »
Quote from: Martz on 29 April 2012, 11:49
Quote from: scarr89 on 29 April 2012, 11:48
Quote from: Martz on 29 April 2012, 11:40
Quote from: Roverdose on 29 April 2012, 11:36
Period sex, it got messy, blood everywhere! She was a dirty b!tch though and i was off my pickle at the time, looked like a murder scene when we woke up the following morning!  :laugh:

I used to call that jetwashing the fanny!

Oh my days, that sh!t is funny!!

LMFAO! It's true though, once they've reigned you in it's game over for sh1t like that!
Why did you stop? :huh:

Marriage.   :lipsrsealed:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #348 on: 29 April 2012, 12:52 »
I went to the toilet at Glastonbury
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Offline Roverdose

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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #349 on: 29 April 2012, 14:40 »
lol reminds me, at the last ever weston wheels in 05 i think it was, my mate got brutally pi$$ed up and when he was in the portaloo a load of scousers he'd been taking the p1ss out of the night before saw him and pushed the sh1tter over door down, twas a grizzly task getting him out, he passed out upon exiting, covered in sh1te, p1ss and vomit and my mate adz and i had to drag him accross the whole campsite to the oposite end to get him in the shower, was pretty f**ked up at the time but i can't help but laugh now! Good times  :grin:
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