What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

[Jack3559]

I got caught short in a scrapyard and took a dump in the boot of a metro.

Wiped my arse on the seat, jobs a good'un.

[mick ov mids]

My mate and I where out in town some years ago and he pulled this girl with flid legs took her home and Fu@ked her and one time we where out he pulled another bird took her to this park knobed her and went down on her she was on the blob he met us in the chippy later with a bloody beard around his face he is one sick Fu@ker I could probably go on all day adout him lol

typical cov lad lmao he's name isnt martin by any chance is it? lol

[dom]

Yes! I love this thread! Well done Wherry

[Dave_IOW]

Right, this real sick so beware. I have read through this before but havent posted but now think what the hell.

When i was 18, been sleeping with girls for a few years, but hadnt received my 'brown wings'. All my mates were talking about how good it was, i had to try and persuade my missus at the time. Weeks of telling her how much i wanted to do this, finally got me my own way!

So the night comes and were shagging normally, i reach over and pump some lube onto my index finger and gently slip it up her arse to stretch it abit before entry, only to find my finger is not alone! 

Not being one to give up easily, i should have stopped here but didnt, i wanted them wings  .  I bent her over and slipped it in the wrong'un and had my wicked way, dont know how i managed as the sensation was weird    but i finished up inside it, withdrew my manhood from her now stretched hole, which was then closely followed by a man-fat covered log 

Can anyone compete with this?

[Wazzzer]

not a patch on the above but I was out one evening drinking heavily with my mate and I felt a bit ill so I decided to go walkabout. Found a nice bit of car park, proceeded to be violently sick everywhere then laid in it all and passed out.

My missus and sister found me about an hour later thinking I was dead.

They said they have never seen so much sick from one person. Got up next morning, DROVE to work (something I happily admit to be ashamed of and would never do again) then told everyone to leave me alone for a few hours (Duty Managers perks). Had a Maccy D's at lunch time then was right as rain for the rest of the day :embarassed:

[mwep201081]

Oh and another one of my lodgers (female) and I used to go out on the razz probably 5 nights a week, and drink our own bodyweight in vodka.....well she used to get so hammered she'd just pass out....numerous times I'd poured water on her mattress and she woke, thinking she'd got so drunk she'd wet the bed...She'd come downstairs red-faced and teary eyed every time...she even went to the doctors about it! Needless to say she's too scared to get drunk now she's married!

harsh but funny

[VR6_Wherry]

Yes! I love this thread! Well done Wherry

Free bump just for you, gotta be more stories since!

[AlanD]

Drove around in a Saab diesel for a just over a week the other week and rather liked it .

[houston]

17th birthday, got mortal, went to bed, got up in night, went to toilet but threw up on the way and covered the landing, made it to toilet, finished off spewing, walked back to bed and went back to sleep, didnt realise id walked back through sick and had covered everywhere.

sickest i did (drunk, seeing a pattern here?) went down on a woman (cant remember her name, she was as drunk as i was ) at a mates house, managed to get a big clot of blood in my mouth (she didnt tell me she was on, i think) so me thinking i was funny went back downstairs and put it on a plate in the kitchen table. mates thought it was sick but funny, we cooked the clot and put it on another mates bacon sandwich in the morning, now that i did get a kicking for!

thank god ive grown up now

[Steve30]

I just bought a Tigaun