I f**ked this fat chick for a bet once:
She has a VW polo, Chances are she might see this.
Anyway, it was a bet, my buddy and me where late teens at the time and playing whore bingo, He had jailbait left on his and i had fat chick, it was a race to see who could finish the line first, I knew this girl was hot for me so i called her up and she was drunk on a night out, so anyway, i pick her up and take her back to her place and suddenly get cold feet looking at her giant ass, So i call my friend who lives in the area to ask her to help me out and the b!tch doesnt answer, She still has the abusive voicemail i left from the fat chicks toilet on her phone.
Anyway, i toss the condoms out the window, i figured i could tell her i couldnt rubber up and didnt want a baby and make a quick exit, Thats when she said the imortal lines......'Thats alright love, you can fvck me up the sh1ttaaa!'
So i did, I got her to suck me off and then jammed it in her dirtbox as hard as possible, i didnt want to touch her so i was pulling on her shirt (i didnt let her get undressed) she was screaming about how much me grabbing her clothes turned her on, I was trying hard not to make pelvis to buttock contact anyway, after about 20minuites i figured that i could at least pass it off as an amature effort and pulled out, grabbed my clothes and just bolted out of the door (after all, i dont like even fat chicks to think im bad in bed!).
I picked my buddy up from a girls house on the way home, he found me sat in my golfs bucket seat with vomit down the door, it was either a combonation of her fat ass or me smoking a 10pack of benson and hedges to relieve the stress of what i had been through, but whatever it was, it caused me to vomit violently down the side of the door.
Turns out he took a 15 year old girl home that night and nailed her silly. my fvcking about in the toilet cost me valuable time and cost me the title of whorebingo 2007.
(just to redeam my self, this is my current girl for over a year:
