got another couple for you performed by my mate who is now a responsible fireperson
1, back in 1984 when me and me best mate were on leave from the army we used to stay at his mums place in maidstone and after many nights on the piss we decided it would be a good idea to sh!t on a cashpoint
and see the reaction
in them days you used to get a panel that slid back after inserting your card so you could enter you pin
so me mate has a crap in a plastic bag at home and off we goes, on the bus to maidstone town centre, put a card in and then emptied his log onto the machine, removed his card, panel slides back and we sit on a bench opposite for the fun to begin
we were p!ssing ourselves laughing for an hour until we fooked off to the pub
2, when above mate was in training at catterick he got a bad case of constipation, after visiting M.O. he got meds to make him crap like anything, but this fella he was in training with was taking the p!ss mercilessly as he had to stay in bed
so while this piss taking fella went off for a 5mile run my mate went for a crap and took the fellas bottle of coke and wiped the rim round his arse and put the top back on
about an hour later when p!sstaker came back gasping for a drink he takes a big swig from his bottle and the pulls a hair out of his teeth
