What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

[R32UK]

Oh yeah i once went for a desprate sh!t an a McDonalds toilet. I was so happy to get in there i forgot golden rule number one. Check for loo roll. Anyway being on the way to a wedding, luckily had a hankerchief in my pocket.

I used it and left it on the seat for the dozy barsteward who forgot to refill the toilet roll dispenser last night!! 

I know... im bad.

[dubcheryl]

Mr Bounces story reminds me of one....

Me and a few friends got a load of fireworks and were setting them off in random places for sh!ts and giggles, anyway we came up with the idea of putting one in a dog poo bin, so we lit it, chucked it in, then all ran behind the car and watched the thing explode! Probably helped it was at night and on top of a hill but that thing was spectacular!

[MrBounce]

Mr Bounces story reminds me of one....

Me and a few friends got a load of fireworks and were setting them off in random places for sh!ts and giggles, anyway we came up with the idea of putting one in a dog poo bin, so we lit it, chucked it in, then all ran behind the car and watched the thing explode! Probably helped it was at night and on top of a hill but that thing was spectacular!

MacDonalds thick shake goes a long way with a banger in it... Don't be nearby - it's very messy! 

And red phone boxes get their windows blown out if you put a banger in a coke can and shut the door...

[R32UK]

Small wooden letter boxes dont deal too well with airbombs either... Stand well back!!


p.s. dont be fooled by the initial bang either, thats just the airbomb being fired Its the second one you want to stand back from!

[jaydubveedub]

Normally I wouldn't join with a thread like this but seeing as someone actually fessed up to fingering their own bumhole (you sir, are a very bad man) it would be rude not to contribute.........

In at number 3...... getting pissed with my mate on a questionable tia maria and coke coctail then hurling a spicy chicken pizza down the bedroom wall. Then going to bed and not clearing it up until the next day.

And at number 2..... playing tennis with someone as a child but using a dead frog instead of a ball.

The undisputed number one..... fingering my ex-girlfriend when she was on her period. I'm not proud of it. 

Worthy of a mention - getting a hand job from my best mate's sister when he was asleep in the same room. When I told him about he wa surprisingly good about it. Mind you he still doesn't know that I repaid the favour. 

[Khare]

The undisputed number one..... fingering my ex-girlfriend when she was on her period. I'm not proud of it. 

Tbh I think most of the blokes on this site have tried sex/foreplay (wouldn't do foreplay personally) during that time of the month, they just don't admit it.

[JC]

i wish that was the worst I have done 

[Khare]

i wish that was the worst I have done 

exactly, tis more pleasurable than disgusting 

tis also messier than pleasurable 

[jaydubveedub]

Almost forgot. When I was at primary school I used to stop at the shop sometimes and buy some Rhubard and Custard sweets. One f*cker kept hassling me to let him have one so I took one out of the packet and went and wiped it round the rim of one of the bogs, then gave it to him.

He was really grateful for my act of kindness, when in fact he was eating a sweet with someone elses piss on it.

I almost felt bad. Almost.

That still ain't as bad as fingering your own bum hole though.........................

[Guy]

Worthy of a mention - getting a hand job from my best mate's sister when he was asleep in the same room. When I told him about he wa surprisingly good about it. Mind you he still doesn't know that I repaid the favour. 

you gave him a handjob when his sister was asleep?