I am concerned about your mate, is he still walking the streets?
The fecker is retired now, he's only 44 for crying out loud, he used to own a scrap metal merchant place, but he lives a humble life. Still nuts though the last time I heard.
I've had, what was like a McDonalds plastic sugar stiring spoon down the jap, after some frantic sex, down the clap clinic

All clear though

Didn't hurt too much though.
