One of my mates picked up a used condom in a shop doorway, undone the knot, and and swallowed the contents. The same lad also stuck his finger up a dogs arse, and sucked his finger after.
one of the worst when i was a junior soldier in the army at bovington we were in an 8 man room and this dopey prick kept f00king up our room inspections so one night after we'd been on the piss in bouremouth we comes back and there he is in he's pit snoring like a fooking fog hornso at my mates suggestion we had a wank and wiped the spunk on his eyelids well you know happens when spunk drys he woke up in the morning and thought he'd gone blind as he couldn't open his eyes never laughed so much in my life
Some of my mates have done some funny things.When I was younger/teanager me and my mates would gate crash any tean house party, but my one mate would go and find the parents bedroom and sh!t in their bed. I've seen a female friend toss a horse off once, and lick her hands after. There was about ten of us lads watching, and we were like :embarassed:One of my mates picked up a used condom in a shop doorway, undone the knot, and and swallowed the contents. The same lad also stuck his finger up a dogs arse, and sucked his finger after.
your all girls....I once let a doctor stick an umbrella thing up my jap's eye (and that really frickin hurts b.t.w!) I had to walk very gingerly for days...weeks even and i couldnt drive in case my trousers rubbed!!
Quote from: boneybradley on 06 May 2009, 20:54your all girls....I once let a doctor stick an umbrella thing up my jap's eye (and that really frickin hurts b.t.w!) I had to walk very gingerly for days...weeks even and i couldnt drive in case my trousers rubbed!! you been shaggin skaggy women then weren't you??
