What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

[JC]

Right it's settled boys, Bristol Volksfest we are taking a jar of mayo for khare on Sunday

IF i do go to volksfest that is 

gay - FACT 

[R32UK]

Your a sick guy khare!!! has to be full fat version by the way!


That does remind me of the time my mate fell asleep in the kitchen/lounge. Knowing how much he hates chilli food we sprinkled a little red chilli powder on his bottom lip. Unfortunately he woke up as we were doing it, the usual fits of laughter from us whilst a fair bit of swearing and abuse from him.

He managed to wipe it from his lip... but in his still slightly sleepy state, walked straight out of the kitchen and into the pi$$ pot. Was only a couple of minutes later when we seen him run out holding his crotch. The dumb a$$ forgot to wash his hand he wiped the chilli power off with and ended up with it on the end of his tickle tackle. got a few laughs

[boneybradley]

your all girls....I once let a doctor stick an umbrella thing up my jap's eye (and that really frickin hurts b.t.w!) 
I had to walk very gingerly for days...weeks even and i couldnt drive in case my trousers rubbed!!

[raferackstraw]

one of the worst when i was a junior soldier in the army at bovington we were in an 8 man room and this dopey prick kept f00king up our room inspections

so one night after we'd been on the piss in bouremouth we comes back and there he is in he's pit snoring like a fooking fog horn

so at my mates suggestion we had a wank and wiped the spunk on his eyelids 

well you know happens when spunk drys 

he woke up in the morning and thought he'd gone blind as he couldn't open his eyes   

never laughed so much in my life 

[JC]

        

[Shady Pioneer]

 

[barry-gti]

your all girls....I once let a doctor stick an umbrella thing up my jap's eye (and that really frickin hurts b.t.w!) 
I had to walk very gingerly for days...weeks even and i couldnt drive in case my trousers rubbed!!

 

F*CK THAT!!!!!!!!! no one is stickin s*!t up my jap-eye

[VWKev]

what about not having any bog roll, heading out to local shop, no andrex, buy this crappy cheap sh!t, go for a relaxing dump, use the cheap sh!t bog roll and nearly loosing half my middle finger where middle fingers shouldnt go.

does that count ?

[barry-gti]

yes....refer to toro's post, yet i rekon he done it on purpose

[VWKev]

yes....refer to toro's post, yet i rekon he done it on purpose

No wonder, he drives a spanish car.