Author Topic: The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....  (Read 8785 times)

Offline S11EPS

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I came out of my house this morning at six am to discover the local kn*bheads have been at it, or rather at my car, once again.   >:(

Following last years attack on both front doors, bootlid and rear quarter windows in an attempt to gain entry, this bunch of talentless tw4ts attacked only the drivers door, but managed in ripping a hole no less than 6" by 4" in the metal work. Photos will be uploaded tomorrow.

Proving just how stupid these punks are, they still didn't gain access to the PD. Whilst I am highly annoyed that I will end up driving a 1 litre polo hire car over the weekend, I can still chuckle that my humble Mk4  keeps shrugging off these, pretty savage, attacks - they have still yet to gain access to the interior!!!  ;)

Short of stealing some empty McDonalds cartons, old copies of FHM or an aifreshner I really don't know what these people are expecting to find inside - It's not like I drive round with the Hope diamond in my glovebox.

Oh well, never mind, on to better things - who's coming on a trackday this weekend, I've got the perfect car.........  ;D

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #1 on: 27 July 2004, 15:36 »
sorry to hear is matey. Golf's seem to be pretty good at keeping out the tea leaves. I found mine with the lock mashed up one morning after it was parked in the street for the night. Now I've gone for de-locked handles on both sides.
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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #2 on: 27 July 2004, 15:38 »
f**king shoot them  >:(

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #3 on: 27 July 2004, 15:45 »
I'm sorry to hear that mate.

I goddam hate those little jealous fcuckers >:(
I went out one morning to find my car keyed from the rear panel, along the passenger door, up the front wing and along the bonnet.  Right down to the metal as well.  

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #4 on: 27 July 2004, 15:51 »
Shooting is 2 good for these low life. What they need is death by stoning. That will stop them.

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #5 on: 27 July 2004, 15:56 »
De-locking kits for the mk4 are about ?20 ready painted (i think)
not that it actually makes it any harder to break into since sticking a screwdriver in the barrel does nothing anyway. Will probably make your genious car criminals think twice though.

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #6 on: 27 July 2004, 16:35 »
Thats harsh man, should wait around for anyone suspicious with the worlds largest wrench to batter them with ;D

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #7 on: 27 July 2004, 16:36 »
Although, my mk2 is easy to get into if you know how, as i found out by mistake and a bit of annoyance

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #8 on: 27 July 2004, 17:13 »
Shockin that S11EPS! >:(
The thievin little d!ckheads! >:(

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Re:The shepsmobile falls foul to d!ckheads, once again.....
« Reply #9 on: 27 July 2004, 18:30 »
sorry to hear that S11eps >:(,

if that was me mate id be waiting for them next time.........

leave your car with something on show one night, ie cd player or laptopbag etc etc

find a good vantage point and watch your car, preferably somewhere close to your front door so you can get to the f**k*rs quick.

when you see the cu*ts sniffing around your car, creap up on them with your weapon(hammer or baseball bat, something brutal >:( ) and cave there fooking heads in >:(

if i was being targeted like you are mate thats what i would do ;)
id fookin love every minute of wasting them 2 ;)