Stupidly whilst I was working as a driver using company courtesy vehicles for private use, I left my car to rot on the driveway! heres what she failed on
Offside rear reg number plate light not working < minor i know!
Both front tyres foul part of the vehicle (Tyres scrub the wheel arches) yet there 205/50R15s can i use wheel spacers (ive got to measure the gap to see if they will fit or pretrude the wheel arch) Im stumped as to why standard wheels are scrubbing on a standard Golf




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ABS brake light came on, on route to MOT station (ABS sensor fault? apparently)
Someones chavved one of my rear wheel bolts off my car (which the MOT station failed to notice aswell)
And a list as long as your arm for ADVISORYS!!! rear brake discs slightly pitted (Should have hacked the brakes on the way to MOT station, but was sh*t scared driving a car with no MOT / TAX and having sat on the driveway for the last 8 months, I didnt know whether to trust her like I used to just yet) I didnt want to over work the brakes and breakdown on route to the MOT having no TAX would have caused me ALOT more problems.
Centre front brake pipe slightly corroded (under heat sheild)
Both rear wheel bearings have play.
Corrosion on Bulkhead not excessive
Battery Insecure
Coolant leak
Oil leak
Offside inner driveshaft gaitor split
Four brake pipes connected to ABS pump are corroded
front power steering pipes are badly corroded!
10 days to fix this or I will have to pay another £45 quid!
Passed emissions test though!!!! atleast thats 1 thing thats ok on the car.
Guy @ MOT station: has it been parked near a beach or something?
me: NO why?
Guy @ MOT station: Because near enough everything is rusting through!!!
ERM. anything else wana go wrong at the moment?
Was made redundant from my last job so moneys tight, no company car any more, so im desperate for mine to be up and running. shes back outside the house on the driveway rotting again.

What do you guys rekon?

Aside from burning it?