Recently one of the guys I work with decided he wanted to buy an additional car that was more for him (rather than taking into consideration the needs of his family), something he could have a bit of fun in. So I suggested we go and test drive a Pirelli or R32, to which I got the reply; "but it's just a Golf isn't it, I don't want a VW". I was slightly surprised when he turned up one day in a used 136bhp diesel powered Audi A6 Avant. I personally can't think of anything quite so boring.
So I took him for a ride in my GTi, and ever since he has been looking into remaps for the A6. I don't have the heart to tell him he ain't going to get the performance of a GTi no matter what he does!