The worse the 'other half' has done to your car

[gibby]

Can't wait for the reply to this one !  

[marcus123]

You could have offered to swallow any spillages instead....

 

Ewww......don't champion the stuff unless you're man enough to have tested it yourself  

he prob has!

lmao @ spillages!
ahh dubby

[Boris]

After SHOWING my bird the route to take after I'd parked up on the pavement, she STILL managed to hit the front bumper off the kerb hard enough to rip it off  .   Needless to say, the dippy trout don't get to drive it as often.

Mind you, not as bad as tophuh's experience

[topher]

i wish i could say i didn't deserve it, but i probably did  

[marcus123]

y what did you do?

[topher]

Well, i was standing around minding my own business, when my clothes accidentally just fell off,  and i slipped over inside her cousin.

[S11EPS]

Disgruntled ex stood on my bonnet in her heels, dropped her knickers and laid a brick there and then.

Chris mate, she sounds like a classy chick  

Worst I've had is a p*ssed up girl puke inside the car, despite my best efforts to push her out of the passenger seat into the road. Sold the car that week, so the residual puke smell became somebody elses problem

[danhock]

Ewww......don't champion the stuff unless you're man enough to have tested it yourself  

he prob has!

Cheeky Mofo... Dont judge everyone on your standards Marcus

[jte]

Well, i was standing around minding my own business, when my clothes accidentally just fell off,  and i slipped over inside her cousin.

 
What terrible bad luck!  Still at least she broke your fall, you could have hurt yourself!

[Mixologist]

^^^ PMSL