The worse the 'other half' has done to your car

[Dizzie]

This one time... (not at band camp)

we were sat in mcd's having a bite and had the coffee's in the mk3's glovebox drinks 'holder'. Then, the dappy mere goes and spills milk all in the glovebox! I think there's still some remains of it in there now.  

She also dropped a whole pack of mcd's fries under the seats  

The same bird was also sick in the back of my golf leaving bits down the windows and over my seat and the rear seat.  

needless to say I'm no longer with her.  

[topher]

Disgruntled ex stood on my bonnet in her heels, dropped her knickers and laid a brick there and then.
Not the usual bird sh1t you'd expect to find on your car in the morning.

[marcus123]

 

bloody hell tophuh!
thats shocking/ sickening!


worse my g/f is scuffed my bumper the other day!

not that bad

[gibby]

Gotta agree top, that's harsh man, still if you go out with someone who works on a building site what do you expect   Building site you may ask ? -  A brick laying bird !

Worse mine's ever done is puke (while pissed, her not me) out the window down the side of my car, mind I was throwing it round corners on purpose at the time  

[Speedydub]

This lad I went out with once suggested we had s ex in my mk3.

Black cloth trim......I said no of course  

[marcus123]

 


y?

[Speedydub]

^in case there was 'spillage'  

I also joined the other team as a precaution against further situations like that  

[Fielder5757]

Nout

[danhock]

You could have offered to swallow any spillages instead....

 

[Speedydub]

You could have offered to swallow any spillages instead....

 

Ewww......don't champion the stuff unless you're man enough to have tested it yourself