Just musing these thoughts earlier....
Golf Mk1.
This is your 18/19yo female. Looks good in anything she dresses in, may be a virgin if your lucky. If shes on your arm, you are a proud bloke
Unfortunately, the maintenance is a bit high. She wants to party every night - you have a job to go to in the morning - and she doesn't like mornings.
Golf Mk2
25yo girlfriend. Pick the right one and she looks good and goes well in bed. Pick the right one and she'll fffk your brains out every night.
She has style, she looks good on your arm, and you always want to be with her.
Mind you, don't get too stupid or you'll bang her on a tree and then the real problems start. Life will never be the same.
Golf Mk3
This a middle age women. You can tell, she has put on weight (maybe love handles) and goes alot slower. Of course, if you dress her up she'll look good, but it helps if you lower the light and squint. Just like an over 30s nightclub. They look good - until you get em home.
Oh, and by the way, your dad still thinks she's a goer. Try not to correct him - he'll get irritated.
Golf Mk4
This is your grandma. She looks presentable, can lift up her skirt and run several feet, quite fast, but then falling is never slow.
She's put on even more wieght, and is really showing signs of strain when it comes to performance. So much so, you'd be best not to try.
She doesn't look good in anything you put her in. Lets face it, miniskirt and clutchless panties do not look good on a 70 year old.
In fact, your probably best to leave well alone.
