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Offline GolfTi

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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #10 on: 31 October 2013, 21:19 »
OK, I'll try...



The vicar said to the (hot) postie

"That's a big package you're carrying".

"Not as big as yours" she replied knowingly.


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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #11 on: 01 November 2013, 01:06 »
OK, I'll try...



The vicar said to the (hot) postie

"That's a big package you're carrying".

"Not as big as yours" she replied knowingly.

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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #12 on: 01 November 2013, 09:08 »
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #13 on: 01 November 2013, 12:30 »
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.

Did he get his truncheon out?  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #14 on: 01 November 2013, 12:51 »
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?
lol or furry ann summers handcuffs  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.

Did he get his truncheon out?  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #15 on: 01 November 2013, 13:30 »
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.

Did he get his truncheon out?  :lipsrsealed:

Lmao.
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