I haven't been pulled over in ages

[Wazzzer]

These are the the same police that hide in bushes to catch boy racers speeding up the dual, then have the evidence thrown out. The only conviction they had was a bloke admitting to speeding. I can find the video on YouTube for those who haven't seen it

Operation Chestnut...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms1k2PeOYLo&sns=em

[Organisys]

Tut Tut, Yoof of today troubling the nice Policeman.

 

[Dave_IOW]

Bloody yoof 

[danny_p]

the IOW police are somewhat diffrent.

Yeah, it doesn't count when you get pulled over when I'm the passenger.

You're not from round 'ere are you?

the rural herefordshire bumpkin blag worked a treat ......   not quite sure how i didn't end up with quite a few points that night

[Diamond Hell]

the rural herefordshire bumpkin blag worked a treat ......   not quite sure how i didn't end up with quite a few points that night

Not enough straight distance to time you over. 

[rio_gti]

I remember bein pulled up because "it looked like you were gonna go round the bollard the other way" on a main road (at rush hour)!!!!

Sometimes they are ridiculous!!! They didn't like my gatso scanner thou!! 

[houston]

i remember getting stopped when i had a shotgun in the boot, was terrified! was stopped off a junction on a19 near boldon, as i pulled in there was a tree which was uprooted at side of road which i avoided and then stopped and got out of car, coppa got out of his car and walked to me and said
" good driving avoiding that tree, i didnt"
looked at his t5 and the whole n/s was smashed in, he just asked is the car mine, i said yep and he told me to go, count my lucky stars to this day that it didnt go further! my ex mate got a good kicking for not telling me what was in his bag till he saw the blue lights, prick


also got stopped by a riot van when i got lost in newcastle on night, i asked for directions to quayside and cop said
"remember, practice safe sex"
my mate trying to be clever said "whats sex?"
cop said "if i had a face like yours id ask the same question"

[sveed1.8T]

i remember getting stopped when i had a shotgun in the boot, was terrified! was stopped off a junction on a19 near boldon, as i pulled in there was a tree which was uprooted at side of road which i avoided and then stopped and got out of car, coppa got out of his car and walked to me and said
" good driving avoiding that tree, i didnt"
looked at his t5 and the whole n/s was smashed in, he just asked is the car mine, i said yep and he told me to go, count my lucky stars to this day that it didnt go further! my ex mate got a good kicking for not telling me what was in his bag till he saw the blue lights, prick


also got stopped by a riot van when i got lost in newcastle on night, i asked for directions to quayside and cop said
"remember, practice safe sex"
my mate trying to be clever said "whats sex?"
cop said "if i had a face like yours id ask the same question"

Ahahahahaha! Your mate got owned! Lol!

[VW BUSH]

I got stopped last week on the high street one way system usual December spot check stuff, apparently I was going round the corner too fast.
When I stepped out of the car I got a double take as I was in full suit and long coat with briefcase.
After showing them my license and processing me they advised me that my car did not fit my image, clearly shows that how my car looks and sounds is the reason I got stopped........

Spose I need a more grown up car