OIL????

[Screech16v]

Id expect this sort of question from a girl

Was it chuff that had to stop that woman brimming her car with oil cos she thought you had to be able to fill it up to the oil fill hole? 

Ive seen this done on a cavalier years ago when i was working at a garage,the car actually still ran but smoked quite alot.

[benvictors]

I used to know a lass that thought you filled up the oil through the dipstick tube
She was parked outside my house once topping up with oil for about 15 minutes, I eventually went out to ask what the hell she was doing and saw the crudely knocked together funnel and pipe she was using to put the oil in the dipstick tube..... I started laughing and asked why she never thought to put oil in the big hole underneath the cap that has a big f**king oil can on it!!!!!

[bob23]

I used to know a lass that thought you filled up the oil through the dipstick tube
She was parked outside my house once topping up with oil for about 15 minutes, I eventually went out to ask what the hell she was doing and saw the crudely knocked together funnel and pipe she was using to put the oil in the dipstick tube..... I started laughing and asked why she never thought to put oil in the big hole underneath the cap that has a big f**king oil can on it!!!!!

because putting oil in the "big hole" would be simple, logical, smart and normal, and as all men know, women aren't any of those things! well, with the exception of simple that is.

[Bellend]

I used to know a lass that thought you filled up the oil through the dipstick tube
She was parked outside my house once topping up with oil for about 15 minutes, I eventually went out to ask what the hell she was doing and saw the crudely knocked together funnel and pipe she was using to put the oil in the dipstick tube..... I started laughing and asked why she never thought to put oil in the big hole underneath the cap that has a big f**king oil can on it!!!!!

because putting oil in the "big hole" would be simple, logical, smart and normal, and as all men know, women aren't any of those things! well, with the exception of simple that is.

Perhaps she prefered it in the tighter hole. 

[CM690]

I used to know a lass that thought you filled up the oil through the dipstick tube
She was parked outside my house once topping up with oil for about 15 minutes, I eventually went out to ask what the hell she was doing and saw the crudely knocked together funnel and pipe she was using to put the oil in the dipstick tube..... I started laughing and asked why she never thought to put oil in the big hole underneath the cap that has a big f**king oil can on it!!!!!

because putting oil in the "big hole" would be simple, logical, smart and normal, and as all men know, women aren't any of those things! well, with the exception of simple that is.

 

Perhaps she prefered it in the tighter hole.