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General => General discussion => Topic started by: golfpro on 26 November 2005, 09:41
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:angry: i have my own parking space at work and this tsser in a stupid little white van nearly always parks next to me. I noticed the other day there was some white paint on the pannel under the rear passenger window. So this morning iv seen him pull into the carpark as im coming down the stairs to work and as ever, he parks next to me.
Im watching closely as he leaves his door open to get his stuf out the boot and, sure enough, the force 4 wind outside slams his door into the same pannell!
I ran over to my car and unlocked it on the remote making him jump. He looked round at me. Im clearly fuming!
He quickly pushes his door closed and smiles nervously at me, saying i thought id try to avoid the nice car!
SHAME U DIDNT! i replied looking at my scratched paint work. and that was it. I was so stunned i didnt no what to say. He didnt even appologise, just walked off!
What should I do? do i take his number plate? should i smash all his windows in? I cant believe what i saw. With any luck both the marks will t-cut out but i cant see it happening coz it feels like its sacrtched. Am i within my rights to get him to pay for it to be repaired? just seems like im being a little silly for a scratch but its a lot of money for a re-spray and i didnt want to have to get one!
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tell him ya want £100 phil or hyou'll take it thru insurance, if he starts gettin lairy, lamp the twit, tell him you'll bring the boys over to punch rat-holes in his face, if all else fails, leave him needin 4 tyres... :evil:
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smash his windows in mate and take his numberplate down and claim claim claim ! :tongue:
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Iv left a not telling him to contact me about the pannel he damaged with his door and telling him i have taken his number plate if he decides not to. Hopefully that will help. :evil:
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eye for an eye mate, Take a crow bar to his door panal ;)
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What a complete f**king tosser, I agree with all of you.
The only thing is though if you have a certain spot to park, he knows where you park and may do the same back, think before you act man, no matter how pissed off you are.
Cra1g
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this is my ultimate pet peeve!!!!!!!
I'm the same at work...i have an allocated spot and i cant prove any thing 'cos i didn't see it happen but i have to park right next to a right dizzy b***h and now i have a new dint in my panel!!!!!!! Sometimes if i see her coming into the car park after me i wait in my car till she gets out and goes, just so i can make sure she doesn't "rest" her door on MY CAR!
And I'm not jokin....i can go a supermarket (or any other big car park) and i can park the furthest away from everyone else to stop people opening the doors on my car, and i can guarantee that no matter how may spaces there are free closer to the shop someone always parks right next to me!! arrrrghhh! :angry:
So i usually take up to car spaces now! sod em!
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See what happens with the note you left and then explain your not happy as its not the first time... Then see what he says, ask him he's insurance excess and he might say im really sorry and give you cash??
If he gets shirty tell him you have been resonable and then let him have it :evil: I mean then say that your within your rights to hand it over to your insurance as you have already reported it to them and they say any damage is a right to claim on third parties insurance, (hence why we all have unsurance) maybe let him catch you taking pic's for evidence he'll soon get the message!!
Or buy/borrow a Volvo est and bash the doors into he's vehicle or park so close he cant get in :grin:
And people park so close to your pride and joy the same they sit next to you at a restaurant because people attract people :angry: And I hate it!!!
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the mother f**k*r complained to my boss, came on the range while i was teaching the kids, shouting and swearing. My boss made me ring the twit and appologise!?! I was so pissed off! Just wait til i see his sh!tty litle van in town. he may just want to keep an eve on his tyre pressures!
im so mad! think im goin to steal the money from my boss to pay for the re-spray! Im so mad :angry: :angry: :angry:
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Phil..if you have his plate..go throught your insurers...he wants to act like tw@t..you do so..even if it is a couple of scratches...hopefully you havent taken all of his paint off your car..cos obv they need to see wot he's actually done..then if that dont work..do his tyres...then a few weeks later..do them again..of his windows until your satisfied.. :smiley:
Dinx :kiss:
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pay for a flight over and give me somewhere to crash, and a free round of golf, and i will come and dispose of the little gobsh!te for ya. :smiley:
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the mother f**k*r complained to my boss, came on the range while i was teaching the kids, shouting and swearing. My boss made me ring the twit and appologise!?! I was so pissed off! Just wait til i see his sh!tty litle van in town. he may just want to keep an eve on his tyre pressures!
im so mad! think im goin to steal the money from my boss to pay for the re-spray! Im so mad :angry: :angry: :angry:
unscrew the valves on the tyres. that way this person will shed out on a new set not knowing its just loose valves :grin:
works all the time :laugh:
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will try that tbh, oh and slick, your hired. My place to crash, plenty of beer to drink, round of golf will be fine as long as i can help ya!
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if all else fails you can always cut his eyes and tongue out, he won't be able to identify you.
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Nice one, i shall await my ticket.  :smiley:
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now hows that for a first post?
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id just go through the insurance, less hassle than doing his van over plus that way youve not got to worry about him doing your car over after.
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he will just argue back if i go through his insurance coz its his word against mine and he got a witness after he had moved my car that his door would miss mine.
that was a very friendly first post vee-arr-sicks. sets the tone of whats to come i think :wink:
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Suger in the petrol tank, The classic but unbeatable trick ;)
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hmmm.....sugar :rolleyes:
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take his ht leads....
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come on mix, i dont know what they are of where to find em!
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saw a thing on mythbusters, BLEACH is actually the best thing to f**k a petrol or diesel engine up, and very easy to inject into the rubber filler pipe with an ink cartridge refill syrnge...... :wink: :tongue: :evil:
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break fluid on the paint work :cool:
just make sure u do the tyres aswel. :grin:
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he clearly isnt bothered about paintwork tho or he wouldnt of f**ked mine up!
bleach sounds promising
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get yer best driver out, n tee off a few against the side of the van..... :nerd:
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i once had a kid p!ss me about with paying me for some work i'd done on his xr2, so i pissed in his rocker cover, and dropped a few noggins of dog sh!t in there for good measure, dick head never new... :evil:
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hmmm.....sugar :rolleyes:
Yeah man, It so do her too ;)
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thanks for ur suggestions all, its helpin to cheer me up a load. still goin to knee cap the tosser tho!
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^^remember, when you do it, drill from behind... :wink:
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What a f**king wan*er!!!! Wudn't bother doing anything to his sh!tty little van, he clearly doesn't give a sh!te about it. Go through insurers and get him for every penny!!! Damn van drivers!!!
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I certinly hate car park door bangers or people who cant park properly....
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topping up the battery with antifreeze is (allegedly) always a fun one. nothing happens immediatly, but you don't want to be anywhere near the bonnet when the battery is put under load for a few minutes! :evil:
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WHAT?? So he complained to your Boss and your Boss made you ring him and say sorry??? So you have he's phone number??
You could always get a Mate to phone your Boss (place of work) and pretend to be one of the kids fathers and say who lets a Moron swear and shout in front of my kids whilst at a place they enjoy being and who's care I trusted with you rant rant rant then he'll be in the sh!t :wink:
Or get a mate to follow him home and Bingo you have he's home address for much more fun, ie paint stripper, or broken windows in the van and front room at 3 in the morning, the list is endless..
Its much better at home as he wont know its you for sure, unless you leave a calling card a Tee maybe wedged in he's eye :shocked:
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lol, I'm loing all this aggression, we now have our cause to fight for, \lets rip the bastard to shreds and piss bleach all the way up and down his van.
Lil twit.
Cra1g
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I think tyres are best bet soon get sick of them been flat shellin money out for them
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sorry if i'm being thick but what would the sugar do??
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Sugar in the fuel tank is a killer :grin:
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Or paint their car PINK
sorry craig shouldn't laugh its not funny did you catch who did it :laugh:
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sorry if i'm being thick but what would the sugar do??
Heat + Sugar = Thick caramelly goodness, imagine it trying to get through your injectors nevermind round your engine. :wink:
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Not forgetting that sugar is also quite abrasive, if it made it that far.. :grin:
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Suger in the petrol tank = Engine full of caramel, If it can get to the actual cylenders your entire engine would need to be stipped right down and cleaned with a tootubrush....At least thats what the Jolly roger anarchist cook book says ;)
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Suger in the petrol tank = Engine full of caramel, If it can get to the actual cylenders your entire engine would need to be stipped right down and cleaned with a tootubrush....At least thats what the Jolly roger anarchist cook book says ;)
sounds like a plan! :evil:
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I'm pretty sure i said exactly that in a post about oooooo a good 12 hours before that one. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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opps didnt see that. Sorry :embarassed:
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If this  dick in the white van dont care about his paintwork then why not try the good old lock stock and two smoking barrells door slamming excercise? it wont do so much damage to his paint but he may wake up the next day feeling a little bit dead ...ahhhh  :smiley:
Jet  :evil:
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opps didnt see that. Sorry :embarassed:
:wink: no worries mate :tongue:
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hmmm.....sugar :rolleyes:
Yeah man, It so do her too ;)
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hmmm.....sugar :rolleyes:
Yeah man, It so do her too ;)
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HAHA wondered how long it would take for people to pick up on that!! :D
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lol :smiley:
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lol
And Golfgal, I know my car looks pink but it was the sun.
Deffo gonna get another pic done soon!!!
New Bumpers coming soon too :D
Cra1g
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What a c0ck :angry: I would be so p1ssed off if that happened to me! I can believe your bos made YOU say sorry to him :shocked: If he said sorry for what HE did wrong in the first place you wouldn't have had to left a note.
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Just remember... white van... add permanent marker...
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Just remember... white van... add 2kgs of sugar... half a dozen eggs... and some paint stripper...
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I like your thinking. :wink:
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Just remember... white van... add 2kgs of sugar... half a dozen eggs... and some paint stripper...
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I like your thinking. :wink:
I feel violated :cry:
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It can be arranged. :cool:
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:shocked:
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put his phone number up on here so we can all give him some abuse :evil:
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I have just watched some twt trying to parellel park in front of my beloved golf I am 4 stories up and can do no more then watch as he inches so close to my car that i am fit to kill him where he sits, while leaveing a good country mile between himself and the car behind (which is much newer like an 05 .) I knew i wouldnt have time to get down before he parked and dissapeared so i used the remote central locking ( complete with annoying beeping sound and flashing indicators) everytime he got within half a foot of my car, which caused him to break violently, hopefully giving him whiplash!
Any way i waited until he had stopped pulled on the handbreak and opened his car door, and then i hit the panic button , all my lights flashing alarm going off everyone looking at him, he was so embaressed he got back in and drove off. funny now but at the time if he had so much as brushed my number plate i would done a superman on him, straight out the window and landed on his car before I let him get away with it. what a twt!
Jet :wink:
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Haha Jet.. sounds like i gotta get me one of them alarms!.
You know what might help with this white van man? Industrial saran wrap. Get a nice big rool of saran wrap, wrap it around and around his van so that its tightly wound blocking all doors and windows, Lets see him smash the doors against nice golfs when it takes him half an hour to tear through to the door.
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hypnotoad that is a mad idea,.... *looking at roll of cling film* prolly wont work the same lol!
Jet
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well...was at asda last nite..and sum stoopid t!t in a ford ka,has scraped the paint off my rear arch..im sooo pleased that i was in the escort,or else you's would have heard me screamin around the feckin country..
luckily,seeing how stupid this person had parked,i took their reg,and,because im sick of people gettin away with sh!t like this,ive reported them..i aint too bothered about the car,but its the god damn principle!!
Dinx :kiss:
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You should of gone Jackie Chan on her ass.
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:kiss: well done di!
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Wheres my smoochies? :( you never know, i may turn into a HypnoPrince!.
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you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince! :laugh:
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Sometimes the transformation doesnt complete though
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101267.jpg)
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well..the coppers cant do nowt..but they hav been in touch and the stoopid bint didn know she'd done it *rolleyes* i feckin hate young lasses who cant park or feckin drive and drive ford kas(obv ur excluded han,you have taste in cars) so..a couple o trips to see if her cars knockin about once or twice are in order..
Dinx :kiss:
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thats why you got the escort darlin! lol
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yeah..but still narks me...stoopid bint..
Dinx :kiss:
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play bumper cars.. ford on ford.. pretty fair me thinks! :evil:
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i like it!! :evil:
Dinx :kiss: