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Title: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: kittie on 06 January 2014, 15:09
while he's banned for 12 months. What a tool!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-25624978
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: tweed on 06 January 2014, 16:47
Oh dear! I hate people like this and is the reason im going for traffic police. 
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: brett on 06 January 2014, 16:52
Doh  :laugh:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: jv on 06 January 2014, 16:58
C0ck steering  :grin:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Thom89 on 06 January 2014, 17:47
I've decided to sell the car, it was a fair cop, I hold my hands up to it....

Thom
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Post by: Mr Blue on 06 January 2014, 18:00
hahaha what a shot tbh.  :grin:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: xxChrisxx on 06 January 2014, 20:16
I'm more impressed about it holding a line so well. Mk4 would have shat him off to to the left after 100 yards.
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Len on 07 January 2014, 13:06
He will probably keep on driving it!
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: barrym381 on 07 January 2014, 14:05
C0ck steering  :grin:
probably getting it sucked  :laugh:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: sharki786 on 07 January 2014, 14:11
C0ck steering  :grin:
probably getting it sucked  :laugh:

 :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: simonpolly on 08 January 2014, 14:00
AKA as clever dick  :grin:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Ninja on 08 January 2014, 16:14
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: barrym381 on 08 January 2014, 18:41
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Seanl on 08 January 2014, 20:23
Wtf was the £60 victim surcharge for? Stupid thing to do, but the authorities have really made a mug of him there!
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Ninja on 09 January 2014, 00:11
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that

Nothing gay about a bit of appreciation for another dudes member... Wait.. Erm.. :undecided:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Mikehamid on 09 January 2014, 18:22
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that

He seems to just be quoting Tenacious D's first album, where they have a 'song' about cock-push ups so that they'd be better in bed with the ladies. ;)
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: russ-vdub on 10 January 2014, 14:18
they are deffo making an example of him, bet the road was staight with no one on it too.
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: kittie on 10 January 2014, 21:08
Wtf was the £60 victim surcharge for? Stupid thing to do, but the authorities have really made a mug of him there!

I was wondering who the victim was myself  :huh:
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Ninja on 11 January 2014, 09:50
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that

He seems to just be quoting Tenacious D's first album, where they have a 'song' about cock-push ups so that they'd be better in bed with the ladies. ;)


Correct! One is all you need!
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 11 January 2014, 10:25
Maybe he'd installed an autopilot function?
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: lionel44 on 30 January 2014, 19:58
Why not just grab a quick nap while you lay back and relax. Nothing to do until you get there anyway, because it's not like you have to drive your car or anything. First of all, why would you be such a knucklehead and put other drivers at risk. Anything could happen in a split second, and the time it takes to get the hands back on the wheel could make all the difference. Secondly, why would you cruise around this way when you know that there are tens of thousands of cameras all over the place. I have a friend who was fined for farting while riding a bicycle. They saw him lift his cheek from one of the cameras, he was busted on the spot.
Title: Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
Post by: Screech16v on 30 January 2014, 20:15
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: