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Title: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Mrs kempie on 19 September 2012, 19:39
Has anyone else seen the THOUSANDS of pages on facebook about 'supporting kate's privacy'?

Is it bad I had this to say:

'Like if you support Kate Middleton's privacy'? Really, if it was any other celeb, people would be saying all sorts, but once a royal gets caught out being naked, it's like 'OHMYGOSHTHEKINGDOM!'

She should've known that if she was going away with Prince 'I Need Half A Bottle Of Sun Lotion To Cover My Bald Patch' William, she was going to get some attention from someone, and lets face it, if the journalists didn't snap the shots, someone else would've and sold them to said journalists.

I still fail to see what all the fuss is about anyway, I've seen bigger speed bumps on the street. Pippa Middleton's arse however, that I'd pay to see!


When some obviously pompous & very 'YAY THE ROYALS' commented stating that I was one of those sick, mindless people that scoured the internet for the pictures or bought the paper. I then turned around & replied with 'Well, duh.. Besides, I pay for her fancy pants clothes, I want some damn tits to say thank you!'

I think she is a little unsure as to what to say to a woman who would rather look at the royal's getting caught out than respecting their privacy...

 :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Mitching on 19 September 2012, 19:56
Journalists are thingys and so are the uneducated cretins that read tabloids for gossip.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: VW BUSH on 19 September 2012, 19:59
I think its all rather sad, agree with Mitch :cry:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Thom89 on 19 September 2012, 20:08
I think that over the last few years the Royals have changed a massive amount to bring themselves up to date, and the country is a better place for it... If the Royal family want privacy, then they should be entitled to it, just like anyone else, also, the royal family are not "Celebrities"
A big up to the British Press for not taking on the photos, wise move...
And no, not the slightest bit interested in seeing the pics, and no, I'm not gay

Thom
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: scarr89 on 19 September 2012, 20:12
Her baps aren't as great as I had hoped.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: tg1 on 19 September 2012, 20:12
it wasn't respect of the royals, we dont have the same rules for media here as elsewhere.

you all know if it was harrys bird, you'd of seen her in nuts/zoo already
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 19 September 2012, 20:13
I'm not gay

Are you sure?  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Ant1981 on 19 September 2012, 20:13
Should be a treasonable offence. I shall duly let Will's know my views the next time I see him.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MrBounce on 19 September 2012, 20:15
Thing is, if this was a normal person in a private resort, what the photographer has done is effectively been a Peeping Tom and then sold the photographs for profit. If your wife/girlfriend had this done to them and the same thing happened (i.e splashed all over the internet/glossy sh!tbox mags) chances are you'd be livid unless she's an exhibitionist.

My legal thoughts would be to go after the photographer, not the mags.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Thom89 on 19 September 2012, 20:19

My legal thoughts would be to go after the photographer, not the mags.

My thoughts exactly

Thom
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Ant1981 on 19 September 2012, 20:22

My legal thoughts would be to go after the photographer, not the mags.

The magazine are an accessory to it though, so are cuplable also.

In this country, this would be sexual harassment and the photographer and magazine would be placed on sexual offenders registers. France however, has a culture where men can force themselves upon women.

Before you ask, I've only even been to France once.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: scarr89 on 19 September 2012, 20:28
Should be a treasonable offence. I shall duly let Will's know my views the next time I see him.

+1 However it was some froggy thingy!  :angry:


My legal thoughts would be to go after the photographer, not the mags.

My thoughts exactly

Thom

I am surprised he isn't sleeping with the fish after some double hard ex super duper military blokes pulled his finger nails out while water boarding him.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Guy on 20 September 2012, 00:39
I think that over the last few years the Royals have changed a massive amount to bring themselves up to date, and the country is a better place for it... If the Royal family want privacy, then they should be entitled to it, just like anyone else, also, the royal family are not "Celebrities"
A big up to the British Press for not taking on the photos, wise move...
And no, not the slightest bit interested in seeing the pics, and no, I'm not gay

Thom

this, exactly
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Len on 20 September 2012, 11:29
^^^^ Agreed

But the great British Press did show Harry in the buff!
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Seanl on 20 September 2012, 12:10
I completely agree that it was very wrong to print it. She is a nice modest girl, and I can entirely understand her outrage and upset at it. If it was my missus that it happened to, I'd be after their heads too. I'm not gay either, so I did look as I'm quite partial to a nice set of norks, whoever they belong to!

Little dissappointed I must admit.  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Ant1981 on 20 September 2012, 17:18
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 20 September 2012, 18:23
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

You didn't miss much - she more or less has two backs!!
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: scarr89 on 20 September 2012, 18:31
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

 :lipsrsealed:

f**king do it. You will never meet him and there will be zero implication. We were on some lads DII acc checking em out at work today!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: VW BUSH on 20 September 2012, 18:51
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

You didn't miss much - she more or less has two backs!!

Anything more than a handful is a waste :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 20 September 2012, 19:00
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

You didn't miss much - she more or less has two backs!!

Anything more than a handful is a waste :grin:

Not at all, you need two handfulls and a mouthfull.  :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Seanl on 20 September 2012, 22:05
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

 :lipsrsealed:

f**king do it. You will never meet him and there will be zero implication. We were on some lads DII acc checking em out at work today!  :laugh:

Kin ell! Surprised they hav'nt blocked anything with those key words in! :shocked:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Ant1981 on 20 September 2012, 22:22
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

 :lipsrsealed:

f**king do it. You will never meet him and there will be zero implication. We were on some lads DII acc checking em out at work today!  :laugh:

Kin ell! Surprised they hav'nt blocked anything with those key words in! :shocked:

Na, they want to know what people are looking at.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: scarr89 on 20 September 2012, 22:41
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

 :lipsrsealed:

f**king do it. You will never meet him and there will be zero implication. We were on some lads DII acc checking em out at work today!  :laugh:

Kin ell! Surprised they hav'nt blocked anything with those key words in! :shocked:

Na, they want to know what people are looking at.

I was referring to looking at the pics on your own computer having zero implication...Perhaps not on a DII PC  :whistle:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Ant1981 on 21 September 2012, 09:30
I have respect for my fellow Occifer, so I have not looked.

 :lipsrsealed:

f**king do it. You will never meet him and there will be zero implication. We were on some lads DII acc checking em out at work today!  :laugh:

Kin ell! Surprised they hav'nt blocked anything with those key words in! :shocked:

Na, they want to know what people are looking at.

I was referring to looking at the pics on your own computer having zero implication...Perhaps not on a DII PC  :whistle:

Of course, on dii equipment one would only look at DE policy instructions, maybe some MOD news and perhaps BBC news websites...... :whistle:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: R32UK on 21 September 2012, 09:49
I see 'Arry dont agree with you lot

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Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Jay on 21 September 2012, 11:31
I think that over the last few years the Royals have changed a massive amount to bring themselves up to date, and the country is a better place for it... If the Royal family want privacy, then they should be entitled to it, just like anyone else, also, the royal family are not "Celebrities"
A big up to the British Press for not taking on the photos, wise move...
And no, not the slightest bit interested in seeing the pics, and no, I'm not gay

Thom

this, exactly

+1 bazillion
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Mr Blue on 21 September 2012, 11:50
The photographer would have been beheaded by now if this was in Saudi
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: R32UK on 21 September 2012, 12:29
The photographer would have been beheaded by now if this was in Saudi

Yes but it is not saudi.. its the UK and its too funkin cold to get your doggie poo bags out in public
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Diamond Hell on 21 September 2012, 15:51
Oh please.

Don't get yer tits out and sunbathe topless and no one will catch you sunbatheing topless.

Do not get your tits out and sunbathe naked if you're not prepared to have people see your tits, no matter how posh you are and how loaded the chum you're staying with is.

They're tits, they're out and if there are photos of them they will have a lot of value because a large portion of the population want to look at the photos and go 'boobies'.

This generation of royals have been given enough rope to hang themselves from Diana's death.

They are now proceeding to hang themselves.

I hope they're having fun doing it, because they look like they are in the photos!
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 September 2012, 16:39
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Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 21 September 2012, 19:03
Also how many shots did we see of princess diana in a bathing suit, loads yeah. None of which with her bojangles hanging out. Although she was a proper lady though. That daft bint kate is just pissed off that the pics suck.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: dragonfly on 21 September 2012, 19:53
To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Guy on 22 September 2012, 11:28
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 16:08
sh!t security detail and poor planning. Much the same as Harry getting f**ked over by his supposed mates taking photos on their phones in Vegas.

If our Royal family is intent on keeping their private lives under wraps then I suggest they spend some more of our money on making their business a little more watertight.

Maybe they should hire Mossad to be their protection racket, they would inevitably do a better job than MI5 or any other botched private security firm that our Monarchy seems intent on hiring.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: simonpolly on 22 September 2012, 16:14
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model

Fail there are two t's in kate Middleton  :grin: :wink:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 16:20
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model

Fail there are two t's in kate Middleton  :grin: :wink:

Well how many f**king (t's) are there in TIT? ......you tit!  :wink:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 16:25
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model

It seems your kindred spirit Thom89 or Thom897 beat you to it on pistonheads.....although it seems he was 20 pages too late  :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: simonpolly on 22 September 2012, 16:33
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model

Fail there are two t's in kate Middleton  :grin: :wink:

Well how many f**king (t's) are there in TIT? ......you tit!  :wink:

Oh yes, silly me :laugh:,nicely put d ick head :grin:
You lost all that weight yet you fat knob.?
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 22 September 2012, 16:33
first harry getting naked, then kate showing us her tits, whats next the queen showing us her crown jewels
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 16:43
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model

Fail there are two t's in kate Middleton  :grin: :wink:

Well how many f**king (t's) are there in TIT? ......you tit!  :wink:

Oh yes, silly me :laugh:,nicely put d ick head :grin:
You lost all that weight yet you fat knob.?

Sorry didn't mean to touch a nerve. Regarding the diet, 20lbs down another 11lbs to go, but it's difficult because everytime I f uck your wife she cooks me dinner afterwards (sorry that was a bit below the belt, I must have learnt it from your missus  :wink:) Thanks for paying an interest though..... and I think 'nob' is the word you're looking for.  :kiss:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: simonpolly on 22 September 2012, 16:48
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model

Fail there are two t's in kate Middleton  :grin: :wink:

Well how many f**king (t's) are there in TIT? ......you tit!  :wink:

Oh yes, silly me :laugh:,nicely put d ick head :grin:
You lost all that weight yet you fat knob.?

Sorry didn't mean to touch a nerve. Regarding the diet, 20lbs down another 11lbs to go, but it's difficult because everytime I f uck your wife she cooks me dinner afterwards (sorry that was a bit below the belt, I must have learnt it from your missus  :wink:) Thanks for paying an interest though..... and I think 'nob' is the word you're looking for.  :kiss:

Yes she said you were still obese  :whistle:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 16:51
Kate Middleton = Naked Tit Model

Fail there are two t's in kate Middleton  :grin: :wink:

Well how many f**king (t's) are there in TIT? ......you tit!  :wink:

Oh yes, silly me :laugh:,nicely put d ick head :grin:
You lost all that weight yet you fat knob.?

Sorry didn't mean to touch a nerve. Regarding the diet, 20lbs down another 11lbs to go, but it's difficult because everytime I f uck your wife she cooks me dinner afterwards (sorry that was a bit below the belt, I must have learnt it from your missus  :wink:) Thanks for paying an interest though..... and I think 'nob' is the word you're looking for.  :kiss:

Yes she said you were still obese  :whistle:

She said 'A Beast' not 'Obese' you cloth eared c unt......if you listened to her properly she wouldn't be looking elsewhere a fat juicy bit of tube steak  :grin: :wink:



..... Just realised an anagram of your name is Limp Only So
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 23 September 2012, 10:45
Theirs a hotel room in the redlight district in vegas with you 2 lovebirds name on it

With anagram of Simon's name being 'Limp only so', I'm not sure there's much point  :cry:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Britman on 27 September 2012, 12:14
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r63/player-no1/kate-middleton-topless-2_zpsa54d17be.jpg)
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 27 September 2012, 16:11
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r63/player-no1/kate-middleton-topless-2_zpsa54d17be.jpg)

Am I missing a trick or this is this a load of sh!tE  :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 30 September 2012, 19:07
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r63/player-no1/kate-middleton-topless-2_zpsa54d17be.jpg)

Am I missing a trick or this is this a load of sh!tE  :grin:

Yes, It's topless, of course.

DUH!

Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 30 September 2012, 21:26
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r63/player-no1/kate-middleton-topless-2_zpsa54d17be.jpg)

Am I missing a trick or this is this a load of sh!tE  :grin:

Yes, It's topless, of course.

DUH!

So it was a load of sh!te  :wink:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 01 October 2012, 10:23
Yes, it's quite a poor show from the chap who posted the pic. Even a bit of a fail, as she wasn't on a beach when photographed.



Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 01 October 2012, 10:29
Yes, it's quite a poor show from the chap who posted the pic. Even a bit of a fail, as she wasn't on a beach when photographed.

You're bang on mate. Sorry for sounding an asshole it my reply yesterday.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 01 October 2012, 10:32
Yes, it's quite a poor show from the chap who posted the pic. Even a bit of a fail, as she wasn't on a beach when photographed.

You're bang on mate. Sorry for sounding an asshole it my reply yesterday.  :smiley:

Eh?  I took your reply to my post as conformation.  No apology needed.  Keep up the good work.

Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Len on 01 October 2012, 12:40
MS1COYS admits to sounding like an asshole?  :shocked:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 01 October 2012, 16:12
MS1COYS admits to sounding like an asshole?  :shocked:

Sorry If I've offended you in the past too Len......
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Len on 01 October 2012, 16:31
Dont worry I dont take offence, just give back when I can as I may not always give an instant response.

 :wink: :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 01 October 2012, 19:19
Dont worry I dont take offence, just give back when I can as I may not always give an instant response.

 :wink: :grin:

Well cheers for you're understanding of my mis-understood ways.

Ive been reading back through all my posts since I started this whole forum thing and realised I'm far to retaliatory. Probably because its difficult to articulate, convey, whatever you wanna call it, just using text and I'm far too sensitive and highly protective of myself and others. But I'm not a c unt, not usually anyway......

Anyways apologies to anyone that I've been a dick too. But in the grand scheme of things it's not a big issue.....f**k you all  :wink: :wink: :wink:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Len on 02 October 2012, 09:29
I know all about being mis-understood mate!

Just be yourself and F**k the rest!
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 02 October 2012, 09:37
I know all about being mis-understood mate!

Just be yourself and F**k the rest!

Ta Whaleman......you're a good egg.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Len on 02 October 2012, 10:57
I know all about being mis-understood mate!

Just be yourself and F**k the rest!

Ta Whaleman......you're a good egg.  :smiley:

Dont say that too loudly around here!
The Circle/Management dont like me so by association etc.....
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: R32UK on 02 October 2012, 11:09
I know all about being mis-understood mate!

Just be yourself and F**k the rest!

Ta Whaleman......you're a good egg.  :smiley:

Dont say that too loudly around here!
The Circle/Management dont like me so by association etc.....

its not just the circle




























 :laugh:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 02 October 2012, 12:12
I know all about being mis-understood mate!

Just be yourself and F**k the rest!

Ta Whaleman......you're a good egg.  :smiley:

Dont say that too loudly around here!
The Circle/Management don't like me, so by association etc.....

"Bogart could have been color blind. But he got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not."

 - Sammy Davis, Jr.

and

“You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you, if you realised how seldom they do.”

 - Eleanor Roosevelt

 :smiley:

Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Len on 02 October 2012, 12:29
Did I say that worried me?


Not in the slightest, never has and never will.
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 02 October 2012, 17:11
Did I say that worried me?


Not in the slightest, never has and never will.

Glad to hear it  :smiley:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Thom89 on 02 October 2012, 18:55
Ahhhh..... Forum love, all over Kate Middletons Boobs

Thom
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 02 October 2012, 19:01
Ahhhh..... Forum love, all over Kate Middletons Boobs

Thom

Couldn't have cum soon enough  :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: Len on 03 October 2012, 16:18
Ahhhh..... Forum love, all over Kate Middletons Boobs

Thom



You wouldnt want to get between us Thom! :grin:
Title: Re: Kate middleton gets her baps out.
Post by: MS1COYS on 03 October 2012, 17:18
Ahhhh..... Forum love, all over Kate Middletons Boobs

Thom



You wouldnt want to get between us Thom! :grin:

40 stone Len/ms1coys sandwich with Thom as the filler haha  :sick: