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General => General discussion => Topic started by: scarr89 on 22 July 2012, 15:20
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Does anyone worry about what they do when they are drunk?
Last night after a big one for my bday I came home and I don't remember anything! I woke up to mum and dad having a winge at me cause I left a mess of the kitchen...Apparently I made my self a bacon sarnie!
Really quite bad :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed:
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A couple of months ago when I was at uni I got back and taped a broom to our dining room light fitting.
Don't remember it, but I took a photo!
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/294916_10150593379575756_822331783_n.jpg)
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Once bought loads of catering size packets of custard creams at two in the morning (apparently) and scattered them like seeds all over the house, roof, garden, furniture, everywhere...
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once got home made a fryup and sat down and ate it with a can of stella :grin:
also once woke up after giving a girl i know whos a lesbian a good seeing too, cant remember any of it, but a few months later i saw her out again and she was up for a repeat performance :grin:
about a week ago i woke up with a tattoo i cant remember getting. :grin:
few nights ago craweled into my mates beds then told them i cant move, he proped me up. i fell over and hit my head, then went to sleep in the middle of the hall. :grin:
also about 2 weeks ago had sex on the beach with a milf and cant remember how i got on the beach so f**k knows what else happend after leaving the kasabian gig :grin:
(the last 3 were on holiday ive just got back from, the first two were back at home before i went away)
also done some other very stupid sh!t before while drunk
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Had my leaving do last Wednesday. Met at 12.30, and I was home by 7! My excuse is that I don't ever have breakfast, and the plan was to have some lunch with a few pints in Weatherspoons where we met. Obviously it didn't work like that, and with a starting round of sambuca followed by about 10 pints of Stella Cidre, I was spewing in my lap by 6.30! Two taxi drivers refused to let me in, but the third took me home, where the missus proceeded to put me to bed whilst laughing at me. :embarassed:
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I was on holiday are weeks ago with Cheslea and we went to a drag show which included a meal and booze (all you can drink). So I took full advantage of this and quickly went from knowing what's going in, to not knowing what's going on.
First off we were sitting at the same table as a couple of women who seemed nice and what not, then I was told the following morning by Cheslea I found out they were lesbians and proceeded to make a big scene about it letting others know.
I also spoke to lots of random people asking of I could drink their drinks.
Lied that it was my birthday and received a free bottle of wine, which I've web told I downed in one as soon as I got it.
And finally, back at the hotel at 3am, I jumped into the pool which you're not allowed to do after 9pm!
It's worth noting I actually do not remember any of the above, only from bits various people told me. :grin:
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Ahhhhh flashbacks! :grin:
A few years back, I'd been so pissed, I'd forgotten I'd slept with a girl.
I'd seen a mate whilst out this particular night, and his house mate (who was a girl), had her cousin down from Scotland for the week. He was a bit of an animal too, and it transpired that I'd pulled his house mates cousin, and gone back to his and smashed her.
We were both blissfully unaware the next day when we passed in one of the lobbies onboard. We explained pleasantries, then made eye contact just as the realisation kicked in!
We both just gasped, and went "argghhhh" She was a proper stinker too! :laugh:
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Couple of boxing days ago me and an army mate (yes i know) decided to make our own cocktails using jager/gin/white wine/red bull and vodka....i was later told that that i fell down 3 flights of stairs then crawled half a mile back home on my hands and knees and broke my own front door down to get in (i had a key) and passed out underneath the trampoline in the back garden.
My missus didn't speak to me for 4 days but we had a good laugh about it at the next boxing day...
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I disappeared on the way back from a session in town (there was a group of about 8 of us). I was missing for about an hour, no-one knew where the hell I had gone yet I turned up happy as Larry later. It was a straight road home from town, so why I vanished I have no idea.
I still have no clue where I went - it was 10 years ago! :laugh:
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I went out with a couple of mates on Friday + 4 of their mates who I have only met once. Both my mates went home pretty early and I stayed out and got into an absolute mess. I have since found out that there was a group of girls on the next table and I somehow managed to swop 3 of their purses around in their handbags without any of them realising. Apparently the look on their faces was priceless when they went to buy some drinks. I can't remember any of this but it sounds like the kind of thing I would attempt for a laugh!
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I went out with a couple of mates on Friday + 4 of their mates who I have only met once. Both my mates went home pretty early and I stayed out and got into an absolute mess. I have since found out that there was a group of girls on the next table and I somehow managed to swop 3 of their purses around in their handbags without any of them realising. Apparently the look on their faces was priceless when they went to buy some drinks. I can't remember any of this but it sounds like the kind of thing I would attempt for a laugh!
:grin: :grin:
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I got got woken up under a car at a garage forecourt... Two rather large ladies found me and took me home. I woke up in my gangsta outfit and did the walk of shame in it :grin:
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After being out on the lash last night I woke up today about 12ish still a bit wrecked and had lost my teeth !!!!!
A search of my pockets and last nights jacket failed to turn them up but I eventually found them under Big M's pillow :grin: :laugh: :laugh:
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I think it pretty worrying that 'people' get that drunk. I feel bad that I cannot remember saying bye to some of my mates who I haven't seen in years!
I'm getting too old :lipsrsealed:
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you lot would probably think i am the most boring person on the planet!
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I'm waiting for Diamond Hell's post on this thread.
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I'm waiting for Diamond Hell's post on this thread.
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Why so? He always brings joy, happiness & general light banter to any thread he posts in...
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I'm waiting for Diamond Hell's post on this thread.
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Wish you would change your sig Jonathan! I find it so distracting! :grin:
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Note to OP, is the thread title a female drunk? :rolleyes:
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Note to OP, is the thread title a female drunk? :rolleyes:
Me? Ahhh, last time I check I was male :lipsrsealed:
:huh:
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Drunkess
DrunkENNess
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Only night out I can't have ANY recollection of all was my 19th birthday.
Started drinking at 12pm, had some food etc. By 6pm I'd had 6 pints so a nice steady pace. Went home, got changed, drank near enough a pint of vodka and redbull. Went to a club at 8.30pm. By 8.45pm I'd had 7 double vodka and redbulls.
By 9pm I was throwing up. By 9.30pm I was throwing up in the taxi on the way home which my mate had to help clean up and then pay the £90 fine.
I woke up at 8am the following morning to be greeted with sick on my pillow and the clothes I had worn. It wasn't until my housemate told me about the above that I had any idea of what had happened. I thought I was out until all hours and had only spent £20. In reality I had the £90 taxi fine and the dry cleaning bill for the suit I had borrowed off my mate :grin:
For a few hours I couldn't even keep water down :sick: :laugh: :laugh:
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Drunkess
DrunkENNess
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Look at that, I didn't notice I had spelt that wrongly! I'm feel I am normally quite good with my grammar. Don't judge me!!! :grin:
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First time I got drunk and can't remember I was 19, just got to the UK and had just started a job in a pub, I had been there 2 weeks when we had the staff party. Me and my cousin who was a supervisor there at the time went back to his place to get dressed, we wore surf shorts and it was BLOODY freezing, even with a beer jacket on, the last I remember was going up stairs and seeing all the booze and drinking a "cocktail of doom"... I supposedly walked in on the 2 shift managers doing a few lines in the staff room, they told me the next time I saw them and said thanks for not grassing them up, otherwise I'd not have remembered that and 3 other guys and myself did a half strip for the girls - the pub manager which was a 21 year old girl was apparently the one egging us on to do it, only 1 guy tried going all the way to his birthday suit until one of the other shift managers said he'd chuck him over the balcony if he did go all the way :grin:
The other time I can't remember everything was my 2nd stag do with the guys from work - I'm not sure if they were just winding me up but I'm forking glad I don't remember! :sick: All I know is they were buying me pints and sticking shots in each, the taxi driver had to help my now wife pour me into the house I was that bad :grin: I was drunk for the whole of the next day too and never felt that bad, ever.
Since then I've not really got overly drunk and can't touch some drinks without heaving :sick:
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I went to last years IOW festival specifically to see the Foos Myself and a mate had flogged our tickets to MK Bowl as they were practically playing on our doorstep. I'd sneaked a fair bit of vodka in with me that night and was proceeding to drink the lot as I wouldn't have to carry it with me. Got into the crowd fine, first three songs (Bridge Burning, Rope, White Limo) then the rest is lost... I still can't remember anything of the 2.5hr set bar the above songs and have had to make do with Youtube clips :sad: