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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Ant1981 on 06 June 2012, 22:03
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Just got off the phone to a mate and he and his bird have had a barney.
"why's that?" ask I
"well, remember when I was at Uni?" says he.
"not really mate, you went to a different part of the country to me- why do you ask"
"well, we were watching a show where they mention 'soggy biscuit' and I says to the wife- ha! I remember playing that with the lads at Uni"...says he. Then his mrs says that's deeply disturbed, bordering on the homosexual (not that homosexuals are deeply disturbed you see, although I'm sure they like being disturbed deeply etc). They have a row- she then accuses him of spending too much time in front of the mirror and how now it 'all adds up' and anyway, he's gone down the pub. Probably to kiss his boyfriend..
..but he asks me 'Is it gay if you and your mates are all stood wanking onto a biscuit and the one who spaffs last has to eat the biscuit?".
"did you spaff last?" I ask
"well, the act itself doesn't sound very hetero but you're saying you've swallowed a load of man muck on a digestive.."
"hob nob"
"...a load of man muck on a hob nob (ffs) and this might actually bridge the gay-gap a little. I don't know; on the one hand, you've bukake tasted spunk and on the other hand...well, you're probably still holding your junk in front of a load of other dudes. Dunno, i'll ask the internet"
Blokes are always going out and getting naked and drunk and dressing up in girls clothes and getting drunk, but is soggy biscuit a biffins bridge too far?
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :lipsrsealed:
tell your not groundcrew/airmen :lipsrsealed:
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Definitely taking it up the back door on the sly.
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Definitely taking it up the back door on the sly.
who asked you, get researching diesels :lipsrsealed:
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Yes.....yes it is..
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It's all fun and games until you let it slip to your wife years later that you've swallowed a load of man milk, then your best mate who tells the internet :grin:
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :lipsrsealed:
tell your not groundcrew/airmen :lipsrsealed:
:laugh:
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Soggy biscuit is great to joke about but something that should never ever happen :sick:
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :lipsrsealed:
tell your not groundcrew/airmen :lipsrsealed:
:laugh:
:kiss:
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It's all fun and games until you let it slip to your wife years later that you've swallowed a load of man milk, then your best mate who tells the internet :grin:
It's alright, I'll keep his identity a secret :lipsrsealed:
....for now........ :evil:
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I always thought that game was an urban legend! But, yes, wanking in front of a load of blokes and then having some baby gravy is homo to the max!!!
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
mars bar.
first to wear thru the chocolate :lipsrsealed:
deffo not non commisioned :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:
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Hopefully we anit playing any of these games at Inters Chuff :lipsrsealed: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Hopefully we anit playing any of these games at Inters Chuff :lipsrsealed: :grin: :grin: :grin:
alan and dan might be, :laugh: :grin:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
mars bar.
first to wear thru the chocolate :lipsrsealed:
deffo not non commisioned :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:
Oh yeah, it does surprise some that those are the worst and dirtiest of the lot, always made for a good summer ball.
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
mars bar.
Scarily I thought the same.
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
mars bar.
Scarily I thought the same.
no thinking involved :laugh:
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Soggy biscuit is great to joke about but something that should never ever happen :sick:
+1 :sick:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
you dont think they sell candy co*ks for nothing :laugh:
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So isn't this actually the question ? - "If a man swallows a load of different blokes cum, does that mean he's gay?" :huh:
I'll let you answer that one yourself. :laugh:
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So isn't this actually the question ? - "If a man swallows a load of different blokes cum, does that mean he's gay?" :huh:
I'll let you answer that one yourself. :laugh:
defo something wrong with him :grin: :grin:
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all i can say is thank fook for premature ejaculation :laugh: :grin:
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So isn't this actually the question ? - "If a man swallows a load of different blokes cum, does that mean he's gay?" :huh:
I'll let you answer that one yourself. :laugh:
Maybe he was just experimental.
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all i can say is thank fook for premature ejaculation :laugh: :grin:
Yeah but that's with yourself and you aint that good looking ! :grin:
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So isn't this actually the question ? - "If a man swallows a load of different blokes cum, does that mean he's gay?" :huh:
I'll let you answer that one yourself. :laugh:
Maybe he was just experimental.
thats what you say after being with a fat chick :grin: :grin:
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So isn't this actually the question ? - "If a man swallows a load of different blokes cum, does that mean he's gay?" :huh:
I'll let you answer that one yourself. :laugh:
Maybe he was just experimental.
thats what you say after being with a fat chick :grin: :grin:
:laugh:
Ant, it's not you this "mate" is it ? :shocked:
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So isn't this actually the question ? - "If a man swallows a load of different blokes cum, does that mean he's gay?" :huh:
I'll let you answer that one yourself. :laugh:
Maybe he was just experimental.
thats what you say after being with a fat chick :grin: :grin:
:laugh:
Ant, it's not you this "mate" is it ? :shocked:
Goodness no :shocked:
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I'd say yep thats very homo
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all i can say is thank fook for premature ejaculation :laugh: :grin:
This....................... :huh: :lipsrsealed:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
My gf is at uni ina house with 8 other girls :tongue: :grin:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
My gf is at uni ina house with 8 other girls :tongue: :grin:
Can girls really play soggy biscuit though? Maybe with a twix :sick:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
My gf is at uni ina house with 8 other girls :tongue: :grin:
Can girls really play soggy biscuit though? Maybe with a twix :sick:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27701439/The+Saturdays++PNG.png)
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(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2184/2401020993_8490c8b085.jpg)
I'd eat it.
:grin:
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :lipsrsealed:
tell your not groundcrew/airmen :lipsrsealed:
Ha. :grin: :grin:
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This guy has definetly probed his sphincter with phallic shaped objects.
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all i can say is thank fook for premature ejaculation :laugh: :grin:
This....................... :huh: :lipsrsealed:
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :lipsrsealed:
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:rolleyes: was wondering how long you or Bored Welsh Lad would take to comment! :grin:
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Teo threads asking about someones sexuality on the first page of off topic.
Youde think this was that dirty stancing forum not ggti
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Sounds like a 'Crafty Butcher' - ( one who likes to take his meat around the back of the shop ) :smiley:
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yes its gay. very gay.
the argument with the mrs was gay.
its also gay if you have to think about whether its gay.
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yes its gay. very gay.
the argument with the mrs was gay.
its also gay if you have to think about whether its gay.
Agreed I feel dirty just reading this!
Meat and Potatoes
Not cream and crackers
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def gay
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Actually not gay IMO as im fairly sure the majority of gay people don't all stand around together wanking on biscuits fairly homophobic to assume this too !
It's just f**king sick & anyone playing this game needs serious help :sick: :sick:
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yes its gay. very gay.
the argument with the mrs was gay.
its also gay if you have to think about whether its gay.
Agreed I feel dirty just reading this!
Meat and Potatoes
Not cream and crackers
Shouldn't that be meat and 2 veg
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what a bender
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Just the notion of getting your wang out in front of other blokes freaks me out :undecided: never mind reaching satisfaction
Weirdos!
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So from now on every time he eats a biscuit he gets a hard on :grin:
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Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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yes its gay. very gay.
the argument with the mrs was gay.
its also gay if you have to think about whether its gay.
Agreed I feel dirty just reading this!
Meat and Potatoes
Not cream and crackers
Shouldn't that be meat and 2 veg
Thats aswell I've heard them say it "I'm a meat and potatoes person" TBF my sister's husbands side of the family is Irish so that might explain it :laugh:
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defo gay,the act itself is so gay it makes gay people look straight :laugh: :laugh:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
My gf is at uni ina house with 8 other girls :tongue: :grin:
Can girls really play soggy biscuit though? Maybe with a twix :sick:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27701439/The+Saturdays++PNG.png)
I'd eat it.
:grin:
In which order?
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
My gf is at uni ina house with 8 other girls :tongue: :grin:
Can girls really play soggy biscuit though? Maybe with a twix :sick:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27701439/The+Saturdays++PNG.png)
I'd eat it.
:grin:
In which order?
45321
Best 'til last :grin:
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
My gf is at uni ina house with 8 other girls :tongue: :grin:
Can girls really play soggy biscuit though? Maybe with a twix :sick:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27701439/The+Saturdays++PNG.png)
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(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2184/2401020993_8490c8b085.jpg)
I'd eat it.
:grin:
I love the one on the left, she is my fave :kiss:
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all i can say is thank fook for premature ejaculation :laugh: :grin:
Surely the 1st one to spooge is the most excited and therefor... the real gay?
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all i can say is thank fook for premature ejaculation :laugh: :grin:
Surely the 1st one to spooge is the most excited and therefor... the real gay?
rather be first than last.
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Does make me wonder though, what do the girls get up to :undecided:
My gf is at uni ina house with 8 other girls :tongue: :grin:
Can girls really play soggy biscuit though? Maybe with a twix :sick:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27701439/The+Saturdays++PNG.png)
I'd eat it.
:grin:
In which order?
45321
Best 'til last :grin:
Wrong.
54213, For the same reasons.
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Just the notion of getting your wang out in front of other blokes freaks me out :undecided: never mind reaching satisfaction
Weirdos!
No spitroasting a hottie for you then! :grin:
Nick
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This thread has put me right off Hobnobs!! :cry:
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Here's one for you...
Is it gay, if you're having a wank and your mate walks in on you as you're about to spurt your man muck - and you make a lock on eye contact whilst having an orgasm...is that gay?
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Here's one for you...
Is it gay, if you're having a wank and your mate walks in on you as you're about to spurt your man muck - and you make a lock on eye contact whilst having an orgasm...is that gay?
no locks on the doors in the officers mess anymore ?
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Is it gay if you are a member of this forum and own an audi?
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yes :laugh:
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Very good very good. :grin: :grin:
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:kiss:
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What about Lady boys? They look like chicks but they have dicks so does it make you gay? Or only if you do a wrongun?
:undecided: :evil:
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Chicks with dicks? Best of both Worlds, no? :lipsrsealed:
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Having read all the posts I have come to the conclusion that ant1981`s mate does not actually exist,if you get my drift. :wink:
P.S Yes it is gay :sick:
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Here's one for you...
Is it gay, if you're having a wank and your mate walks in on you as you're about to spurt your man muck - and you make a lock on eye contact whilst having an orgasm...is that gay?
no locks on the doors in the officers mess anymore ?
The cleaners let themselves in with their own key, so if you're bashing one out, it's too late. All they do is knock then 2 seconds later they're coming in! :grin:
But, that hasn't happened to me, ever.
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Having read all the posts I have come to the conclusion that ant1981`s mate does not actually exist,if you get my drift. :wink:
P.S Yes it is gay :sick:
Ey, it's not me!
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Having read all the posts I have come to the conclusion that ant1981`s mate does not actually exist,if you get my drift. :wink:
P.S Yes it is gay :sick:
well coming ( no pun intended ) from a golden rivet hunter . . . . . . . .
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So do you find a strong hobnob is best? Or maybe a custard cream?
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So do you find a strong hobnob is best? Or maybe a custard cream?
deffo hobKnobs
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/hobnobs.jpg)
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I wonder how long a rich tea would last?
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Having read all the posts I have come to the conclusion that ant1981`s mate does not actually exist,if you get my drift. :wink:
P.S Yes it is gay :sick:
Ey, it's not me!
No it's your mate :wink: :wink: ,each to their own :lipsrsealed:
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i would say its gay whatever biscuit you use :rolleyes:
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No, a pink wafer would definitely make it more gay.
Or a chocolate finger.
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I've just thought of a great game to play Saturday night at Inters. . . . .
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I've just thought of a great game to play Saturday night at Inters. . . . .
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http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=233272.0
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Weirdos :sick:, anyone wana buy 2 tickets for inters :grin:
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Chicks with dicks? Best of both Worlds, no? :lipsrsealed:
just means that when you put your hand around the front to play with the clit it feels like youve gone all the way through :cool: :sick: :grin: :wink:
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Is it gay if you are a bloke and so is your boyfriend ? :undecided:
There seems to be a lot of confusion around at the moment so thought I'd ask. :grin:
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Freckles is a better game..
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I personally think we're all gay. Let's hold hands and pick flowers
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Freckles is a better game..
Someone had to lower the tone :grin:
Oh and explain that game to the yanks next time you are away :lipsrsealed:
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Personally i think you will all be playing elephants at inters with chuff leading and ant1981 at the back :grin:
(http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss227/simonpolly/ele.jpg)
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Freckles is a better game..
:sick: :sick: :sick: :cry:
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Freckles is a better game..
:sick: :sick: :sick: :cry:
how is this played. or do i not want to know...
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I've a feeling that we don't want to know, but now I'm intrigued.
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I've a feeling that we don't want to know, but now I'm intrigued.
me too. Doubt i should google in on my work comp either
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Freckles is a better game..
:sick: :sick: :sick: :cry:
how is this played. or do i not want to know...
You don't want to know. It's sh!t :sick:
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10 pages of gayness so come on who is the gayest on this forum?
Not singing in the rain kind either :grin: :undecided:
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Freckles is a better game..
:sick: :sick: :sick: :cry:
how is this played. or do i not want to know...
You don't want to know. It's sh!t :sick:
:grin: :grin: :grin:, thankfully not been a part of this game before.
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I googled it and like soggy biscuit, winning the game is not winning at life :sick:
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Urban Dictionary is wrong.. Everytime I have seen it played, its been someone sh!tting on the table and then slamming it with a pint glass..
God bless Baby Para's and their jumps course at Brize.
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^^That's what I thought it was :sick:
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Uber ghey tbh
(http://www.marketingweek.co.uk/Pictures/web/e/o/r/gaymers46_460.jpg)