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Model specific boards => Golf mk2 => Topic started by: X4MGS on 12 January 2012, 20:52

Title: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: X4MGS on 12 January 2012, 20:52
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-MK2-GTI-1-9-8V-MODIFIED-NOT-G60-VR6-16V-/300649130359?_trksid=p5197.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.NPJS%26itu%3DI%252BUA%26otn%3D12%26pmod%3D170735127920%252B110807286966%252B120837482553%26po%3DLWI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D5564794839434016624#ht_500wt_1361

What are some people thinking about!!!    :rolleyes: :shocked: :cry:
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: dragonfly on 12 January 2012, 21:21
VW Golf in need of some tlc, - you're not joking!

Car had thousands spent on it but been off road for last couple of years, - on what?!

engine is bored out as 1.9 with high lift cam and sports clutch but all the paper work has been misplaced  - what's a sports clutch?

Well and truly buggered.
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Post by: mad4vws on 12 January 2012, 21:27
what was the last owner thinking when he done to a mk2 makes you think eh.
to think any body would want to buy this and spent a few thousand to get it back to a standard car again....... :shocked: :grin: :undecided:
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Post by: clipperjay on 12 January 2012, 21:30
All I see is some whale has cumed on the driver seat!  :sick:
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Post by: Gti_Jamo on 12 January 2012, 21:33
Looks like an artisitic impression of sick down both sides.
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Post by: murraymint on 12 January 2012, 22:30
For 99p it would make a good project car.........
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Post by: Lewy on 12 January 2012, 22:36
For 99p it would make a good project car.........

Or we could buy it and set it on fire at the forum funkshun - http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=218227.0
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: Mr Blue on 12 January 2012, 22:53
Bagsie smashing it with a baseball bat first  :smiley:
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Post by: murraymint on 12 January 2012, 22:57
Wait a minute, think about the poor mk2 under all that sh!te
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Post by: Lewy on 12 January 2012, 23:13
Wait a minute, think about the poor mk2 under all that sh!te

It's a 5 door, no-one likes them!  :wink:
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Post by: X4MGS on 12 January 2012, 23:37
Wait a minute, think about the poor mk2 under all that sh!te

It's a 5 door, no-one likes them!  :wink:

5 Door or Not - It's no way to treat an Iconic Car Like a MK2 GTI....

Imagine if someone did this to an UR Quattro....
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Post by: CM690 on 12 January 2012, 23:39
He's spent all that money on the exterior and not touched the interior! :grin: that vent on the roof is definitely needed  :rolleyes: :sick: :sick:
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: X4MGS on 12 January 2012, 23:42
that vent on the roof is definitely needed  :rolleyes: :sick: :sick:

Unless he's removed the sunroof winder mech there is no where for it to vent too - Glorified Fly catcher & Air Brake  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: 01664gti on 12 January 2012, 23:45
Im all for having your own personal taste but did nobody think to tap him on the shoulder and say WTF!!!!
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: X4MGS on 12 January 2012, 23:53
Im all for having your own personal taste but did nobody think to tap him on the shoulder and say WTF!!!!


Yeah I bet the guy painting it.... But only after he got paid the £1000's to do it!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: X4MGS on 12 January 2012, 23:56
Bet we wouldn't be having this discussion if it was a MK3  :lipsrsealed:
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Post by: murraymint on 13 January 2012, 00:11
Bet we wouldn't be having this discussion if it was a MK3  :lipsrsealed:

Hey il stick up for mk3 owners!  :angry: ...............  Yh there is some shocking mk3s out there lol
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 13 January 2012, 08:35
Makes my angry seeing that.

Us Mk2 section peeps should set up a rescue charity, like they do with the monkey's and orphans in Romania.

We could restore it, and then set it free.

 :grin:



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Post by: lemski on 13 January 2012, 09:02
That's another mk2 gone then. Be like the mk1s soon
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Post by: rob.043 on 13 January 2012, 09:57
cant stand the number plate at the back! I hate smoothed tailgates  :sick:

and generally, it is  :sick:  Imagine what he could have done with the money...

donated to charity
build a house
loads of lap dances
got drunk to death
travelled the world
fly on concord
snort yards of ....
created a porn library
sponsored a chimp
bought a hot air baloon

or ruin a mk2.


Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: Sam on 13 January 2012, 11:21
The vent on the top makes it look like a taxi  :laugh:
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Post by: VR6_Wherry on 13 January 2012, 13:45
I always try to pick out the positives in posts like these, but for the 2nd time i can't! :grin:
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Post by: andykram on 13 January 2012, 20:06
I'm as gobsmacked as any of you. But I also have to admit I genuinely p****d myself at the sight of the vent on the roof and also the door mirrors. They are genuinely hilarious.
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Post by: 01664gti on 13 January 2012, 22:11
That's another mk2 gone then. Be like the mk1s soon

Maybe thats a big plus for us then,If wanksplats like him ruin them and send them to the scrapyard in the sky then surely ours are worth more in the end.

Big up for the chav mk2!!!!










Ha only kidding  :grin:



















 
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: Wayne on 14 January 2012, 00:05
That looks complete cack.
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Post by: dan_apps on 14 January 2012, 17:19
The vent on the top makes it look like a taxi  :laugh:

thinking exactly the same...

tis shocking that effort :sad:
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: robiwill on 15 January 2012, 12:43
rather than too good to break should be to bad to break should be outright crushed that is by far the worst mk2 I have ever seen
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Post by: JC on 15 January 2012, 12:48
Wait a minute, think about the poor mk2 under all that sh!te

It's a 5 door, no-one likes them!  :wink:

I do  :kiss:
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: VW BUSH on 15 January 2012, 17:23
Burn it, that is the only way to cleanse it soul!
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: X4MGS on 20 January 2012, 02:57
Another one...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-MK2-Golf-1800-16v-GTI-/140684591783?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20c17482a7#ht_738wt_1344

This car is unmolested, Many original features.
It has a custom paint job in orange with metalic black decaling.

WTF!!!!!
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Post by: thai-wronghorse on 20 January 2012, 07:03
It's worth every penny simply for the 'Jesus is my rock' sticker on the rear window.  :laugh:
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Post by: thai-wronghorse on 20 January 2012, 07:09
That Tangoed one actually looks like a decent motor minus the nauseating vile paintwork, bumper strips and badges etc.
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Post by: andykram on 20 January 2012, 19:05
I love the fact that he's even tangoed certain parts in the engine bay.

At least it looks a half decent motor that could be saved with a new paint job. But what on earth possesses somebody to paint it orange? Sometimes I just despair.....
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Post by: Alan16ac on 20 January 2012, 19:39
I just cried.
Such cruelty in the world.
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: X4MGS on 15 March 2012, 13:03
Another one appeared Today....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260974442854&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:1123#ht_500wt_1413
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: Diamond Hell on 15 March 2012, 14:04
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but my finger recently got tore off and im unable to get on with it

Oh really?  I'm surprised (I am not surprised).
Title: Re: OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....
Post by: X4MGS on 15 March 2012, 14:05
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but my finger recently got tore off and im unable to get on with it

Oh really?  I'm surprised (I am not surprised).

Did that to mine I would rip his hands off!!!
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Post by: richie2480 on 15 March 2012, 22:50
rather than too good to break should be to bad to break should be outright crushed that is by far the worst mk2 I have ever seen

Hi Rob, Is NotEscorts still up and  running? I thought they'd closed down. I bought a rainbow interior from there a few years ago for my old GTi.
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Post by: X4MGS on 05 April 2012, 00:23
Another Ebay Find.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-MK2-GOLF-G60-/150788329838?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item231baf516e#ht_500wt_1413

Guy says he's spent £12K - to Ruin a Classic.... What A TOOL!!!!!
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Post by: thai-wronghorse on 05 April 2012, 09:17
Holy sh!t whatta cvnt.

That said if you could get it for a couple of grand you'd have a decent base for nice project with a full respray and tat removal.
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Post by: Retrocool on 05 April 2012, 17:59
Best (Worst) find so far.  I wonder what the "low reserve" will be..
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Post by: molegti on 05 April 2012, 19:04
That one shouldn't be horrendous to fix. Shame good G60 arch kits are rocking horse sh!t.
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Post by: X4MGS on 05 April 2012, 19:31
Best (Worst) find so far.  I wonder what the "low reserve" will be..

I wondered that too....

Love this Quote

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SHE IS A REAL HEAD TURNER

Yeah with every one laffing at you Bro....  :rolleyes:


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AND IS PROBERLY ONE OF THE BEST MK2'S IN THE SOUTH

Not In My Eyes M8.....  :shocked:
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Post by: andykram on 05 April 2012, 21:21
What's this?

"CIOL OVER ADJUSTABLE SUSPENTION"

Maybe it's me getting old but if you can't spell "coil" and "suspension" is there any wonder you're unemployed?

And yes, it's absolutely horrendous. I'm really struggling to decide which of the three Mk2s on this thread is worst - all three are deserving of that accolade in some way or other.
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Post by: Diamond Hell on 05 April 2012, 22:38
That last one led me to this, which has a description written by a sub-89er too:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-VW-GOLF-GTI-1-8T-CONVERSION-LOADS-EXTRAS-MK4-DASHBORED-MK2-GOLF-/150788424476?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BUA%26otn%3D10%26pmod%3D150788329838%252B150788329838%26po%3D%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D7513827083590880321

Remind me how you spell quattro?
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Post by: X4MGS on 06 April 2012, 00:14
Fecking Hell...

1, VERY RARE - I Wonder why....
2, MONEY WAS NO OPTION - Money No Object.... :evil:
3, KO4S AUDI QUOTRO - Fire up the Quattro - I Fink Bro....
4, STAINLESS STEAL EXHAUST - If You Can't spell Steel - WTFP..... (what's the fecking point) to clarify...
5, RECONDITIONED STERRING - Bored now!!
6, THE PAINTWORK IS IN MINT CONDITION FOR IT YEAR APPART - Even more bored...

I can't be arsed to read the rest....

Why do people have to use cap locks to write an advert....

Suppose it's cos they can't read anything else....
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Post by: andykram on 06 April 2012, 11:45
Maybe he keeps hitting the Caps Lock key with his hooves!!!!!

For the first two or three pictures I was thinking this wasn't quite as bad as the others. Then I got to the lime green engine bay and the interior!!! O dear, o dear, o dear.

And I still don't get why people change Mk2 dashes for Mk4 ones or whichever other Mk's dash. Yes, I know the Mk4 dash is much nicer but surelythe whole point of a Mk2 is that that's how it was. Maybe it's just me again...
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Post by: Lukechamp83 on 06 April 2012, 13:06
sh!t! Thank god for this forum I was going to buy that car!
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Post by: thai-wronghorse on 06 April 2012, 19:03
What a heap of steaming camel sh!t.
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Post by: X4MGS on 07 April 2012, 02:21
Another one who likes CAPSLOCK....

Surprised I managed to read it.... and then buy it...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180845183830?clk_rvr_id=330388310086

Having said that I did have to tell the seller to shut the Feck up so I could make him an offer.....

All he did was natter, natter, natter, natter ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME OR WHAT..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Diamond Hell on 07 April 2012, 08:53
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15''  GENUINE 'STILL AVAILABLE TO BUY FROM VW' 12 HOLE  'G60'  WHEELS!!

Amaaaazing.

Can't believe you paid fifteen hundred quid for that.
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Post by: andykram on 07 April 2012, 10:01
Finally a nice one.

Huuuuge font though!!! Maybe that explains the nattering?
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Post by: shelaghmk3gti on 07 April 2012, 10:04
you want to read the feedback the head gasket had gone! and then he goes on to sell boot and doors etc ... confused lol