OMG!!!! How To Ruin A MK2 Golf....

[Retrocool]

Best (Worst) find so far.  I wonder what the "low reserve" will be..

[molegti]

That one shouldn't be horrendous to fix. Shame good G60 arch kits are rocking horse sh!t.

[X4MGS]

Best (Worst) find so far.  I wonder what the "low reserve" will be..

I wondered that too....

Love this Quote

SHE IS A REAL HEAD TURNER

Yeah with every one laffing at you Bro.... 

AND IS PROBERLY ONE OF THE BEST MK2'S IN THE SOUTH

Not In My Eyes M8..... 

[andykram]

What's this?

"CIOL OVER ADJUSTABLE SUSPENTION"

Maybe it's me getting old but if you can't spell "coil" and "suspension" is there any wonder you're unemployed?

And yes, it's absolutely horrendous. I'm really struggling to decide which of the three Mk2s on this thread is worst - all three are deserving of that accolade in some way or other.

[Diamond Hell]

That last one led me to this, which has a description written by a sub-89er too:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-VW-GOLF-GTI-1-8T-CONVERSION-LOADS-EXTRAS-MK4-DASHBORED-MK2-GOLF-/150788424476?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BUA%26otn%3D10%26pmod%3D150788329838%252B150788329838%26po%3D%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D7513827083590880321

Remind me how you spell quattro?

[X4MGS]

Fecking Hell...

1, VERY RARE - I Wonder why....
2, MONEY WAS NO OPTION - Money No Object....
3, KO4S AUDI QUOTRO - Fire up the Quattro - I Fink Bro....
4, STAINLESS STEAL EXHAUST - If You Can't spell Steel - WTFP..... (what's the fecking point) to clarify...
5, RECONDITIONED STERRING - Bored now!!
6, THE PAINTWORK IS IN MINT CONDITION FOR IT YEAR APPART - Even more bored...

I can't be arsed to read the rest....

Why do people have to use cap locks to write an advert....

Suppose it's cos they can't read anything else....

[andykram]

Maybe he keeps hitting the Caps Lock key with his hooves!!!!!

For the first two or three pictures I was thinking this wasn't quite as bad as the others. Then I got to the lime green engine bay and the interior!!! O dear, o dear, o dear.

And I still don't get why people change Mk2 dashes for Mk4 ones or whichever other Mk's dash. Yes, I know the Mk4 dash is much nicer but surelythe whole point of a Mk2 is that that's how it was. Maybe it's just me again...

[Lukechamp83]

sh!t! Thank god for this forum I was going to buy that car!

[thai-wronghorse]

What a heap of steaming camel sh!t.

[X4MGS]

Another one who likes CAPSLOCK....

Surprised I managed to read it.... and then buy it...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180845183830?clk_rvr_id=330388310086

Having said that I did have to tell the seller to shut the Feck up so I could make him an offer.....

All he did was natter, natter, natter, natter ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME OR WHAT.....