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Title: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 20:38
Believe it or not people keep parking on my private driveway.

At the moment, I have a Mercedes ML and a 59 plate 911 on my drive.

What's the first thing to do?

I can't block it off in any way.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 20:42
I've left notes on cars before saying "This is my private drive please use the free, safe, empty car park directly opposite. Thanks, Jack."
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Deano2711 on 11 November 2011, 20:44
Park directly in front of their cars so they cannot get off your drive and when they ask you to move politely ask them not to park there again.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Steve_PD on 11 November 2011, 20:46
What Deano said
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 20:47
If I were to park my car behind them I'd be on double yellows.

Besides, it's not repeat offenders. I've had a Lamborghini Gallardo spider and a RR phantom recently too.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: RandomJord on 11 November 2011, 20:50
Just stick a clamp on
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 20:51
Is it legal? Because that would be a nice bit of income.  :grin:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 20:56
Damn...

Some of the guilty parties:

(http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab311/Jack3559/06b790de.jpg)

(http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab311/Jack3559/5349130e.jpg)

Managed to get these moved by asking in the restaurant next door whose cars they were.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: dom on 11 November 2011, 20:57
Bloody hell! What kind of a restaurant do you live next door to? :laugh:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 11 November 2011, 20:59
Hate to break it to you but they are parked on the road. Unless you are the queen that ain't your driveway. :smiley:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 21:07
Picture was taken after I had them moved.  :wink:

I didn't make that very clear when I posted the pics.

I took a picture of a Ferrari actually on my drive. I'll go find it.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Diamond Hell on 11 November 2011, 21:08
Hate to break it to you but they are parked on the road. Unless you are the queen that ain't your driveway. :smiley:

Do pay attention.

Managed to get these moved by asking in the restaurant next door whose cars they were.

Keep taking pictures and post them up on Flickr with the numberplates clearly visible, tagged with an accurate description.  Maybe even put a sign up promising that you will do this.  Let the restaurant know you will do this.  This will probably reduce the number of flash c*nts parking on your drive.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: sharki786 on 11 November 2011, 21:10
let the tyres down? :evil: have a poo on it? :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Steve_PD on 11 November 2011, 21:10
reverse of your drive into one of the very expensive cars....
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 21:13
(http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab311/Jack3559/P1000719.jpg)
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: madmanmart on 11 November 2011, 21:14
Could you try parking you car there instead?
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 21:17
I usually have the land cruiser parked there unless I've taken it to work.

I need it free really to take deliveries in. This is the problem.

Tonight's Porsche:

(http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab311/Jack3559/f6d541ed.jpg)
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: clipperjay on 11 November 2011, 21:20
Buy a smashed up sports car spray paint on it saying this is what happened when someone wouldn't stop parking on my drive! :evil: Soon as people see smashed up cars trust me they won't go near it fear factor! :grin:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 11 November 2011, 21:40
Hate to break it to you but they are parked on the road. Unless you are the queen that ain't your driveway. :smiley:

Do pay attention.

Oh but i did. The pictures were not tagged with having already had the car(s) moved.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: myvr6isarocket on 11 November 2011, 21:41
sit on the bonnet and have a fag
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: VW BUSH on 11 November 2011, 21:47
Happens to me all the time.
If you block them in you are breaking the law, well if a traffic warden see's you he will ticket you as I found out to my peril.
Took a lot of negotiation to get him to take it off, lucky I saw him outside and ran out.
Blocking them in causes confrontations, anyone who is cheeky enough to park on someones drive is pretty verbose when they told where to park their cars :grin:

I use a 3/4 square marker pen to write on their windscreen some sort of "get orf my land" message.
Usually its some mum taking her kids to the dentist down the road, who drives off breaking the law with an obscured windscreen  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: R32UK on 11 November 2011, 21:50
You cant clamp them but you can use a company such as http://www.nationalparkingcontrol.co.uk/self.asp

I have done this on a car park I own. Scares the shizzel out of most people into not parking there. The ones that do you can get the company to persue a claim of £60 against them providing you have pictures and follow their instrustions. I have never been down this route as its more as a deterrent really. However should the company be successful you get £15 or something for your troubles.  :smiley:

With some of the cars that seem to park there your driveway could prove to be a little goldmine  :evil:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: VW BUSH on 11 November 2011, 21:54
Fck me thats awesome, I'm going to do it for the management co on the flats i live in, we could actualy earn some cash from it :cool:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: bobbarley on 11 November 2011, 21:59
Seriously mate, put a fence up and gates!!
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 22:01
I can't, from 8:30 until 5:30 my shop is open.

I'll probably go with what R32UK said. I can't do any of the stuff I would like to do as it'd discredit the business.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: R32UK on 11 November 2011, 22:05
It cost about £100 to sign up and for that you get the signs, an online account, a badge to show you are authorised to give tickets (which you dont have to wear unless you are confronted) and a book of tickets and wallets to put them in.

 I see this company cover quite a few sites now around the country.... so I also keep some in my glove box in case I have to do some emergency parking of my own  :lipsrsealed: :evil:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: archie837 on 11 November 2011, 22:06
take one of their wheels off and charge them to get it back.

what shop do you run / own?
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 22:08
Cheers R32UK will look into it!

It's just a little Hardware/Ironmongers Archie.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 11 November 2011, 22:23
Unauthorised presence on your land is trespassing. This is a civil matter, so "Trespassers will be prosecuted" signs are incorrect.

You should erect a sign saying "Private land. No parking. No trespassing".

If people ignore this. Leave a polite note explaining that they are trespassing on private land. If they continue to do so you will sue them in the County Court for a sum equivalent to a fee for the use of the land.

Make a note of times, dates and registration details and descriptions of the driver. CCTV or pics would be better.



You also,unfortunately, owe a duty of care to these trespassers. So giving them a kicking or damaging their car is a big NO NO.

PM me for any more.

Jonathan.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 11 November 2011, 22:26
Cheers Johnathan. Appreciate the help will let you know as it develops!
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Bellend on 12 November 2011, 12:52
This parking fine firm, isn't it private therefore can just be ignored?  :undecided:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Ant1981 on 12 November 2011, 13:01
This parking fine firm, isn't it private therefore can just be ignored?  :undecided:

Yes. Private firms can't get your details from the DVLA to persue anything either.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 12 November 2011, 13:59
This parking fine firm, isn't it private therefore can just be ignored?  :undecided:

Yes. Private firms can't get your details from the DVLA to persue anything either.

Private firms can buy the info from the DVLA.
However it is a civil matter.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Oet on 12 November 2011, 14:07
how about one of those posts that fold up or down, and that can be locked in the up position with a padlock when you are not there?

failing that, poo on a stick wiped under the door handle works a treat :sick:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: dellenty69 on 13 November 2011, 01:51
yeah, you can buy those met posts with the white plastic chains that are just hooked on. simple and effective
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 13 November 2011, 09:24
I've thought about that before... I'll look at making one up.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Ant1981 on 13 November 2011, 12:08
I get nobs parking across my driveway entrance at home every sunday, people visiting the church. So if I have a visitor, they can't park on my drive. Was a major problem for me when I had two cars, which I will do again soon. I left a note on their window, a polite one and watched them screw it up and throw it in the street, so I went out and had a go at them. f**king church goers should know better.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 13 November 2011, 12:52
I get nobs parking across my driveway entrance at home every sunday, people visiting the church. So if I have a visitor, they can't park on my drive. Was a major problem for me when I had two cars, which I will do again soon. I left a note on their window, a polite one and watched them screw it up and throw it in the street, so I went out and had a go at them. f**king church goers should know better.

That would give me rage  :grin:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Diamond Hell on 13 November 2011, 13:00
f**king church goers should know better.

Eh?  The most self-righteous and sanctimonious people in society should know better?  They do.  They know better than you.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: clipperjay on 13 November 2011, 13:18
Just be glad you don't live near a school the parking attendants hide until the mothers drop them off then slap the tickets on there screens :grin:
The only real solution I've seen is to dig two holes drop a metal bollard with locks fill with cement. Pain in the arse when you want to just drive in and out though!  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: GTI JIMMER on 13 November 2011, 13:30
Have you thought about paint?
Or use a fence/ wall then maybe people will see that the land is yours and would then be reluctant to park there...

Most driveways you see are a different colour to the pavements,

If you made it obvious, and took ownership of the land then hopefully people would stop parking there.

Good luck!
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: tomp on 13 November 2011, 15:07
Electric bollard?? I love my remote garage doors!!!  :cool:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Diamond Hell on 13 November 2011, 19:43
Electric bollard?? I love my remote garage doors!!!  :cool:

I like this idea.

In the middle of the parking space.

'whoops, you seem to have ripped the underside of your expensive sports car out on the bollard in my parking space as you were leaving.  Guess you somehow missed it driving on to my land'

 :grin:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 13 November 2011, 19:54
Electric bollard?? I love my remote garage doors!!!  :cool:

I like this idea.

In the middle of the parking space.

'whoops, you seem to have ripped the underside of your expensive sports car out on the bollard in my parking space as you were leaving.  Guess you somehow missed it driving on to my land'

 :grin:


That's it. I'm getting an electric bollard.  :grin:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: tomp on 13 November 2011, 20:21
Can't comment on how good they are, but these aren't that expensive....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Remote-Automatic-Parking-Post-Security-Barrier-Bollard-/110763417520?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item19ca039fb0

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/REMOTE-CONTROL-CAR-PARKING-SECURITY-LOCK-POST-BOLLARD-/320432556173?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item4a9b44c88d
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: FOREST GREEN on 14 November 2011, 22:14
Why not paint a Disabled Sign on your drive?
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 14 November 2011, 22:18
Why not paint a Disabled Sign on your drive?

If he did, he's be breaking the law, and liable for a very large fine.

Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Bellend on 14 November 2011, 22:58
Why not paint a Disabled Sign on your drive?

If he did, he's be breaking the law, and liable for a very large fine.



On a private drive? :huh:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: shepgti on 15 November 2011, 00:02
people driving those sorts of cars wont give a sh!t about any little threat of a fine. Folding bollard or small chain would be best.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Sam on 15 November 2011, 15:49
Why not paint a Disabled Sign on your drive?

If he did, he's be breaking the law, and liable for a very large fine.



He can paint whatever he wants on his drive! I would suggest painting it up to look like a massive puddle.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: R32UK on 15 November 2011, 15:53
people driving those sorts of cars wont give a sh!t about any little threat of a fine....


which is why you should go with the managed car parking company. you would make a small fortune and would require little effort from yourself  :cool:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: R32UK on 17 November 2011, 10:25
Gate?
pay attention   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: SoundillusioN on 17 November 2011, 10:45
Electric bollard?? I love my remote garage doors!!!  :cool:

I like this idea.

In the middle of the parking space.

'whoops, you seem to have ripped the underside of your expensive sports car out on the bollard in my parking space as you were leaving.  Guess you somehow missed it driving on to my land'

 :grin:

  :laugh:

Do this, I've seen the damage they have caused to idiots!
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: danny_p on 17 November 2011, 23:35
just start brakeing porshes and ferraris theres good money in that
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Adam on 18 November 2011, 00:06
just start brakeing porshes and ferraris theres good money in that

Going on this idea put a sign advertising the breaking of exotic super cars. Might make them think twice :smug:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Jack3559 on 18 November 2011, 02:07
just start brakeing porshes and ferraris theres good money in that

Going on this idea put a sign advertising the breaking of exotic super cars. Might make them think twice :smug:

Then I'd still get all the bastard Fiestas and Focuses...

I'm looking into a remote activated electric bollard at the moment.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Mikester on 18 November 2011, 13:01
OR.

You could buy a £50 car of ebay and park it there. Then just move it forward when you want to park on the drive behind it.

If its your drive wouldnt need any tax/mot/insurance.

Would be cheaper than a bollard and you could sign write it as required.

Could even call it a "project" car..
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Mikester on 18 November 2011, 13:04
^^ Depending on state of car it may require a winch / push but this would be cheaper than gym membership also.

Double win?
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: R32UK on 18 November 2011, 13:07
^^ Depending on state of car it may require a winch / push but this would be cheaper than gym membership also.

Double win?

not really... he needs the parking space for customers during the day :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: Mikester on 18 November 2011, 13:09
^^ Depending on state of car it may require a winch / push but this would be cheaper than gym membership also.

Double win?

not really... he needs the parking space for customers during the day :rolleyes:

Ah i see.

I havnt read the full thread to be fair. Thought it was a space on his personal drive at home.
Title: Re: Private driveway:
Post by: tg1 on 18 November 2011, 13:36
hire a hoodrat to loiter outside you're shop. "watch your car for 40 quid" either that or just pop into restaurant, "who's ferrari did i just drive into? i'm really sorry but i dont have insurance"

if you're an architectural ironmongers, wouldn't it be awful if a customer dropped a 25kg box of nails and spilt them all over your drive.

facebooking pictures of the owners and car parked on your drive might deter them, especially if you start a group "prattish parking" or something.