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Title: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Wazzzer on 09 August 2011, 20:49
Off to have the above tomorrow, anyone else had their balls fondled by a surgeon?  :grin:
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Post by: daz veedub on 09 August 2011, 20:51
nope.....but goodluck  :wink: :smiley:
Title: Re: snip!
Post by: Thom89 on 09 August 2011, 21:02
Eeeeermmm sorry...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CMRObL76StM/TdKDVng6jZI/AAAAAAAAR-M/jOrdwD0kESs/s1600/brik.jpg)

Only hurts if you trap your thumbs

HTH

Thom
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Post by: gixer1400 on 09 August 2011, 21:06
make sure you take some loose pants to go home in   :wink:

and dont go on a trampoline for a week  :grin:
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Post by: myvr6isarocket on 09 August 2011, 21:10
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?
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Post by: Thom89 on 09 August 2011, 21:11
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?
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Post by: Thom89 on 09 August 2011, 21:11
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?

No, just dust

Thom
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Post by: trog_nfs on 09 August 2011, 21:12
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?

lol, I had to laugh

yes you still produce seminal fluid, the sperm just can't get in it as the tubes are tied off
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Post by: myvr6isarocket on 09 August 2011, 21:14
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?

lol, I had to laugh

yes you still produce seminal fluid, the sperm just can't get in it as the tubes are tied off


Cheers...I never knew anyone with the snip so just wondered lol
Title: Re: snip!
Post by: MAW73 on 09 August 2011, 21:19
True story.... When my dad had the snip all those years back the doctors name was 'Doctor Ball'   :laugh: Still makes him chuckle to this day.
 
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Post by: Toby on 09 August 2011, 21:32
you should shave it all off before you go in, makes it a bit eisier rather than the doc! and the scars are a tad bigger than i thourght!
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Post by: gixer1400 on 09 August 2011, 21:33
I had a dentist called Dr Paine ....................... :smiley:
Title: Re: snip!
Post by: Wazzzer on 09 August 2011, 21:33
so loose pants are better than tight?

Really don't know what to expect as the only op I've had was a hernia when I was 18 months  :undecided:

you should shave it all off before you go in, makes it a bit eisier rather than the doc! and the scars are a tad bigger than i thourght!

got that covered already  :grin:
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Post by: Toby on 09 August 2011, 21:36
lol im joking! its 2 little scars either side! and no hair needs to go  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: daz veedub on 09 August 2011, 21:38
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?

No, just dust

Thom

 :laugh:  :laugh:
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Post by: tsr_adi on 09 August 2011, 22:17
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?

This made me laugh like a schoolby whos just heard the word "thingy"
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Post by: Jay on 09 August 2011, 22:21
Let us know how you get on, the missus is having her implant out and I've said I'm going to get this done but been told it's like being kicked in the nuts 10 times and the pain lasts for 2 weeks! :sick:
Title: Re: snip!
Post by: Wazzzer on 09 August 2011, 22:22
I will keep you updated live if they let me take my phone in :grin:
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Post by: raferackstraw on 09 August 2011, 22:43
just a point to note. a mate in the army had this done and afterwards lost his kids in tradgic (spelling) circumstances and couldnt have another child. that was back in the early 80s. times have moved on with reversals but personally no farking way
Title: Re: snip!
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 09 August 2011, 23:01
Just to indulge my curiosity, and to answer a question others are to afraid to ask.

Ask your other half "if it tastes any different."

 :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: snip!
Post by: dom on 09 August 2011, 23:08
Just to indulge my curiosity, and to answer a question others are to afraid to ask.

Ask your other half "if it tastes any different."

 :lipsrsealed:



 :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Jay on 09 August 2011, 23:52
 :grin:
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Post by: maxitrol on 10 August 2011, 00:53
had the snip done a month ago,by the newer way by laser..the operation its self is a little bit of pain but not a lot...its the next day thier is bruising so  just rest
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Post by: Len on 10 August 2011, 09:59
off to have the above tomorrow, anyone else had their balls fondled by a surgeon?  :grin:

Yep! 36 years ago!
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 10 August 2011, 11:20
off to have the above tomorrow, anyone else had their balls fondled by a surgeon?  :grin:

Yep! 36 years ago!

(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u89/hii_steph_x/youngfrank75.jpg)




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Post by: haf1zur on 10 August 2011, 12:48
what actually happens? do they take the balls out or something?

schoolboy with stuff like this
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Post by: brett on 10 August 2011, 12:49
yep bout 5 yrs ago and had no probs coulda gone straight back to work ,butttttt doctors orders had  to have 3 days off hahahh,my brother on the other hand had  a week off and didnt enjoy it lol
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Post by: Len on 10 August 2011, 12:54
what actually happens? do they take the balls out or something?

schoolboy with stuff like this

Well in my day they cut the tubes from testicles to the thingy tube (Uthrea?) and tied knots in em!
These days they just put a clip around said tubes.
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Post by: Len on 10 August 2011, 12:55
had the snip done a month ago,by the newer way by laser..the operation its self is a little bit of pain but not a lot...its the next day thier is bruising so  just rest

How they do that then?
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Post by: Jay on 10 August 2011, 12:59
had the snip done a month ago,by the newer way by laser..the operation its self is a little bit of pain but not a lot...its the next day thier is bruising so  just rest

How they do that then?

Slice the sack open, grab the tube and laser it :grin: It was on embarrassing bodies, but the guy was still numb and they never reported back about the pain after the pain killers wear off.
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Post by: Len on 10 August 2011, 13:01
Oh! worse than mine then!
I thought they would put one of those endoscope things down the tubes like!
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Post by: Jay on 10 August 2011, 13:04
doubt it's worse than what they did back in the day, otherwise they'd still be using wire cutters, cellotape and no more nails  :grin:
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Post by: Len on 10 August 2011, 13:07
On a serious note, for once, yes it does hurt once the local anesthetic wears off! But thats just the day after.
I had a groin hernia done and that was much worse!
And yes you do still cum! :wink:
Title: Re: snip!
Post by: Ant1981 on 10 August 2011, 13:09
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?

lol, I had to laugh

yes you still produce seminal fluid, the sperm just can't get in it as the tubes are tied off


Cheers...I never knew anyone with the snip so just wondered lol

You can still take part in bukkake after the snip.
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Post by: Jack3559 on 10 August 2011, 13:21
And felching.
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Post by: brett on 10 August 2011, 13:22
eeewwwwwwwwwwwww lol
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Post by: myvr6isarocket on 11 August 2011, 09:15
And felching.

Ah...your sorted then
Title: Re: snip!
Post by: Wazzzer on 11 August 2011, 14:49
well after all that...

It was just a consultant appointment to make sure I really wanted it done  :undecided:

The real thing happens next week on Tuesday  :shocked:
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Post by: brett on 11 August 2011, 15:46
my mate told me to buy a book when i went in for mine spent nearly a tenner on a book and didnt read it ,just about managed to finish readin sport pages in the back of the sun lol,if  i remember rightly i was in and out in bout 40-45 mins ,thats with pics of what there gonna do and signing my life away haha
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Post by: VR6_Wherry on 11 August 2011, 16:27
my mate told me to buy a book when i went in for mine spent nearly a tenner on a book and didnt read it ,just about managed to finish readin sport pages in the back of the sun lol,if  i remember rightly i was in and out in bout 40-45 mins ,thats with pics of what there gonna do and signing my life away haha

Pics?

Like...

Doctor: Here is a picture of some testicles
You:  :grin:
Doctor: Here is a picture of some testicles that have been smashed by a hammer
You:  :shocked:
Doctor: Sign here please..
You:  :sick:
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Post by: brett on 11 August 2011, 16:58
hahahahahha lmfao something like that,took bout 3 yrs to pluck up the courage ,the 3rd nipper sealed it though lol
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Post by: Gavv8 on 11 August 2011, 19:05
Had mine done 3 years ago and the day after we went off for a week in cornwall, had to walk miles and the missus and kids thought it was hilarious :angry:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Wazzzer on 16 August 2011, 07:36
Eek  :undecided:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 16 August 2011, 08:03
Legs fingers crossed.

 :grin:

Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Wazzzer on 16 August 2011, 08:14
my mate said yesterday "hope it goes well"

so do I actually  :grin:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 16 August 2011, 08:41
Have you made arragements to store some of your little fellers on ice?

Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Jay on 16 August 2011, 13:11
The tools they use are crazy :shocked: :shocked:

(http://www.specialtydesignmfg.com/images/Red_Ceremonial_Scissors1.jpg)
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Wazzzer on 16 August 2011, 19:19
Have you made arragements to store some of your little fellers on ice?

Nah I'm not fussed about that.

Well I'm back home, the worst pain was the bloody injections, all 3 of them

1 each side to numb the tubes, the other straight in the centre of your ball bag  :shocked:

They do one incision now and pull the tubes over to the cut. Took about 20 mins in total  :smiley:
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Post by: bricey on 16 August 2011, 19:24
hope all is well fella,
ill be in the same boat after my second yes the wife wants another
so i better perform lol.and then thats it
im haveing the snip,
ill drop that clamp in next week mate.
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Jay on 16 August 2011, 21:32
So it's not too painful afterwards?
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Wazzzer on 16 August 2011, 21:45
nah just a dull ache really, nothing unbearable  :smiley:

Nuramol is the way forward too  :smug:
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Post by: Screech16v on 16 August 2011, 22:26
True story.... When my dad had the snip all those years back the doctors name was 'Doctor Ball'   :laugh: Still makes him chuckle to this day.
 

My mate had it done last year and his doctors name was richard (dick) pain .... true!  :laugh:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: myvr6isarocket on 17 August 2011, 16:50
nah just a dull ache really, nothing unbearable  :smiley:

Nuramol is the way forward too  :smug:

Have you bashed one out yet?
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Wazzzer on 17 August 2011, 21:52
not likely, still feel like I've been kicked in the balls a few times  :undecided:
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Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:01
so you haven't been looking at dirtyporn.com then?  :evil:
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Post by: raferackstraw on 17 August 2011, 22:01
not likely, still feel like I've been kicked in the balls a few times  :undecided:
this,  never have it done  :shocked:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:04
Well we all wan't to know, but I'm not afraid to ask.  :nerd:

When you knock one out/bang the wife for the first time, tell us if it feels/looks different.

Ta.

Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Wazzzer on 17 August 2011, 22:24
not likely, still feel like I've been kicked in the balls a few times  :undecided:
this,  never have it done  :shocked:

means to an end, since the missus had a hemi-thyroidectomy (google it) she can't touch the pill or anything hormone based as it starts affcting her again. We both hate rubbers so this was the best option
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:26
Well we all wan't to know, but I'm not afraid to ask.  :nerd:

When you knock one out/bang the wife for the first time, tell us if it feels/looks different.

Ta.


so what you are saying is... 'ask yer missus if it tastes different'?
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:29

Well we all wan't to know, but I'm not afraid to ask.  :nerd:

When you knock one out/bang the wife for the first time, tell us if it feels/looks different.

Ta.


so what you are saying is... 'ask yer missus if it tastes different'?


Keep up Guy!  :grin:

Just to indulge my curiosity, and to answer a question others are to afraid to ask.

Ask your other half "if it tastes any different."

 :lipsrsealed:



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Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:35

Well we all wan't to know, but I'm not afraid to ask.  :nerd:

When you knock one out/bang the wife for the first time, tell us if it feels/looks different.

Ta.


so what you are saying is... 'ask yer missus if it tastes different'?


Keep up Guy!  :grin:

Just to indulge my curiosity, and to answer a question others are to afraid to ask.

Ask your other half "if it tastes any different."

 :lipsrsealed:





i blame my painkillers  :laugh:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:50
Doesn't xxxxxxxxx have a massage parlour?

I dont recall seeing one when I lived there.  Maybe there's one near Morrisons.  :lipsrsealed:

That'll sort you out. Bang tidy.

Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:52
Doesn't xxxxxxxxx have a massage parlour?

I dont recall seeing one when I lived there.  Maybe there's one near Morrisons.  :lipsrsealed:

That'll sort you out. Bang tidy.



i prefer the osteopath that i am seeing again tomorrow if thats ok thanks.. SWMBO works there so its all gravy  :wink:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Jay on 17 August 2011, 23:09
not likely, still feel like I've been kicked in the balls a few times  :undecided:

I was afraid of that, been whacked in the nuts enough for 1 life time and still do occasionally  :sick:
Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 23:13

i prefer the osteopath that i am seeing again tomorrow if thats ok thanks.. SWMBO works there so its all gravy  :wink:


Tits out and hand shandy?  Grand.


Title: Re: snip! - today is the day
Post by: Guy on 18 August 2011, 00:08

i prefer the osteopath that i am seeing again tomorrow if thats ok thanks.. SWMBO works there so its all gravy  :wink:


Tits out and hand shandy?  Grand.


err... no... weird positions and having the middle of my back adjusted - not pretty