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Title: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 11 June 2011, 18:27
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.

under 29mph mine is rattle free also
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: am1w on 11 June 2011, 18:45
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also

You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: R32UK on 11 June 2011, 18:54
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also

You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:

i will be going to bed when you wake up in the morning  :wink:
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: am1w on 11 June 2011, 19:05
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also
You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:
i will be going to bed when you wake up in the morning  :wink:

Ah, you are on a bed share scheme that's all the rage in Leeds!  :wink:
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: R32UK on 11 June 2011, 19:11
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also
You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:
i will be going to bed when you wake up in the morning  :wink:

Ah, you are on a bed share scheme that's all the rage in Leeds!  :wink:

im not in leeds... some of us do travel further than a couple of miles at a time :grin:
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: am1w on 11 June 2011, 19:41
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also
You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:
i will be going to bed when you wake up in the morning  :wink:
Ah, you are on a bed share scheme that's all the rage in Leeds!  :wink:
im not in leeds... some of us do travel further than a couple of miles at a time :grin:

Some of you have to travel to get it, I know.
Well, glad to know you're widening your horizons.
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: R32UK on 11 June 2011, 19:49
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also
You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:
i will be going to bed when you wake up in the morning  :wink:
Ah, you are on a bed share scheme that's all the rage in Leeds!  :wink:
im not in leeds... some of us do travel further than a couple of miles at a time :grin:

Some of you have to travel to get it, I know.
Well, glad to know you're widening your horizons.

....wider than your throttle has ever been  :grin:
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: am1w on 11 June 2011, 22:09
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also
You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:
i will be going to bed when you wake up in the morning  :wink:
Ah, you are on a bed share scheme that's all the rage in Leeds!  :wink:
im not in leeds... some of us do travel further than a couple of miles at a time :grin:
Some of you have to travel to get it, I know.
Well, glad to know you're widening your horizons.
....wider than your throttle has ever been  :grin:

It will be with my hands around your pretty little neck.  :laugh:
Title: AM1W vs R32
Post by: R32UK on 12 June 2011, 07:44
Snoops: Mine is completely rattle free and scythes its way like a ceramic knife though butter. Hope your rattles get sorted soon.
under 29mph mine is rattle free also
You are a very silly boy and you know you said a very silly thing. Now stop embarassing yourself and like a good little boy have din-dins and go beddy byes.  :tongue:
i will be going to bed when you wake up in the morning  :wink:
Ah, you are on a bed share scheme that's all the rage in Leeds!  :wink:
im not in leeds... some of us do travel further than a couple of miles at a time :grin:
Some of you have to travel to get it, I know.
Well, glad to know you're widening your horizons.
....wider than your throttle has ever been  :grin:

It will be with my hands around your pretty little neck.  :laugh:

with that dodgy shoulder I would be more worried about you than me   :tongue:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 12 June 2011, 08:31
wooo hooo my own* thread!!!




































*even though i didnt  start one :grin:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: Steve30 on 12 June 2011, 12:21
They do nice rooms in Birmingham meet half way  :grin:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 12 June 2011, 12:27
They do nice rooms in Birmingham meet half way  :grin:

No thanks. Too rough for me. Besides, he's into golden showers through sunroofs.  :shocked:
Luckily, I don't have one.  :smug:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: Jimmymature on 12 June 2011, 13:10
They do nice rooms in Birmingham meet half way  :grin:

No thanks. Too rough for me. Besides, he's into golden showers through sunroofs.  :shocked:
Luckily, I don't have one.  :smug:

Get a room ladies...... :kiss:



Jim
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 12 June 2011, 14:43
They do nice rooms in Birmingham meet half way  :grin:

No thanks. Too rough for me. Besides, he's into golden showers through sunroofs.  :shocked:
Luckily, I don't have one.  :smug:

you dont need a golden shower... it would wash all the sh1te you speak off you. wouldnt want that now would we :laugh:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 12 June 2011, 14:56
They do nice rooms in Birmingham meet half way  :grin:
No thanks. Too rough for me. Besides, he's into golden showers through sunroofs.  :shocked:
Luckily, I don't have one.  :smug:
you dont need a golden shower... it would wash all the sh1te you speak off you. wouldnt want that now would we :laugh:

Now you are getting rude. Keep it nice and fun, chuck. Been to bed yet? :tongue:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 12 June 2011, 14:58
im not saying... last thing i want is your mind thinking about me in bed.
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 12 June 2011, 15:02
im not saying... last thing i want is your mind thinking about me in bed.

Don't put words in my mouth. You seem trollied.  :laugh:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 12 June 2011, 15:03
im not saying... last thing i want is your mind thinking about me in bed.

Don't put words in my mouth. You seem trollied.  :laugh:

im going for a drive :cool:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 12 June 2011, 15:12
im not saying... last thing i want is your mind thinking about me in bed.
Don't put words in my mouth. You seem trollied.  :laugh:
im going for a drive :cool:

So am I. Meet in the park?  :laugh:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: Steve30 on 12 June 2011, 15:13
Extra thick condoms are all the rage now  :kiss:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 12 June 2011, 16:26
Extra thick condoms are all the rage now  :kiss:

You are so insensitive.  :grin:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: Neil gti on 13 June 2011, 21:49
You 2 got two threads on the go now  :grin: :grin: Banter Banter you love it Asker

Sorry to hear about dent no:2  :angry:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 13 June 2011, 23:11
Gilly has been like a monkey on my back in the last few days. He's also eaten all the nuts. Greedy chimp. :grin:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 14 June 2011, 07:40
Gilly has been like a monkey on my back in the last few days. He's also eaten all the nuts. Greedy chimp. :grin:

really shouldnt leave nuts on your roof... i just cant resist!!
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: AGB on 14 June 2011, 08:18
You 2 got two threads on the go now  :grin: :grin: Banter Banter you love it Asker

Sorry to hear about dent no:2  :angry:

I think Asker just wants his own sticky. Bit like a forum shrine, without the incense sticks.  :smiley:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 14 June 2011, 10:41
You 2 got two threads on the go now  :grin: :grin: Banter Banter you love it Asker
Sorry to hear about dent no:2  :angry:
I think Asker just wants his own sticky. Bit like a forum shrine, without the incense sticks.  :smiley:

Please not another sticky especially for me. Can you imagine Gilly's reaction. I'd rather stick pins and needles in my eyes than have him humping on my back. 
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 14 June 2011, 15:53
i would rather you stuck pins and needles in your eyes also
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 14 June 2011, 18:30
:huh:
Prickly + vicious ......................
Ever got an ASBO?
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 14 June 2011, 21:55
Yes.. why do you want one??
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 14 June 2011, 22:19
Your mouth and your arse hole have swapped positions. Care for a date?
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 14 June 2011, 22:23
Your mouth and your arse hole have swapped positions. Care for a date?

only if you are doing a handstand whilst juggling all those balls you speak
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 14 June 2011, 22:25
Practice will make me pervert with your help. :kiss:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 14 June 2011, 22:27
Practice will make me pervert with your help. :kiss:

you certainly dont need any help with being perverse... you manage to make every thread on a car forum about sex some how!?!


Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 14 June 2011, 22:32
Nighty, night.
Early start to treat more victims.
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 14 June 2011, 22:35
Nighty, night.
Early start to treat more victims.

how unlucky

tarra chuck!
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 15 June 2011, 19:22
Good evening.  :wink:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 15 June 2011, 19:38
Good evening.  :wink:

howdi!
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 15 June 2011, 19:52
Good evening.  :wink:
howdi!

What a day.
Three deaf members from the House of Lards, two deaf GPs and a number of nice ordinary people!
Too pooped to pop. 
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 15 June 2011, 19:54
so what do you do to these deaf people??


apart from make them glad they are :laugh:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 15 June 2011, 19:56
so what do you do to these deaf people??
apart from make them glad they are :laugh:

All sorts of wierd and wonderful things and they love it and come back for more and more, until I get sick of them and have fleeced them of all their worldly goods.  :evil:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 15 June 2011, 19:57
so what do you do to these deaf people??
apart from make them glad they are :laugh:

All sorts of wierd and wonderful things and they love it and come back for more and more, until I get sick of them and have fleeced them of all their worldly goods.  :evil:

do your methods actually help to improve hearing problems... or are they more a case of try it and see? is there a specific type of hearing you deal with??
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 15 June 2011, 20:08
so what do you do to these deaf people??
apart from make them glad they are :laugh:
All sorts of wierd and wonderful things and they love it and come back for more and more, until I get sick of them and have fleeced them of all their worldly goods.  :evil:
do your methods actually help to improve hearing problems... or are they more a case of try it and see? is there a specific type of hearing you deal with??

Oh yes, my methods help hugely, at least I hope they do. No, I know they do! Their Quality of Life improves dramatically. They can lead more or less normal lives. My expertise is Auditory Rehabilitation and Amplification. I am very interested in Auditory Processing, Implantation Techniques etc, etc. Also involved with Hearing Aid Design, especially Intelligent Microphones and Amplification + Processing Strategies.
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 15 June 2011, 21:35
so do you only work with the elderly? or patients of all ages?? at what stage are they refered to yourself? or are you simply private? (if thats not too intrusive)
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 16 June 2011, 12:03
so do you only work with the elderly? or patients of all ages?? at what stage are they refered to yourself? or are you simply private? (if thats not too intrusive)

At present I am concentrating on my NHS Practice as it is far more rewarding and exciting.
Most of my patients are between the ages of 17 and 55. So the working population. However, in recent months I am seeing more and more young people below the age of 35. They are the most interesting and challanging group and are great fun.
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 16 June 2011, 12:53
very interesting indeed. :smiley:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: Sam on 16 June 2011, 18:09
very interesting indeed. :smiley:

Unlike this thread
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: Steve30 on 16 June 2011, 18:12
very interesting indeed. :smiley:

Unlike this thread

Mk3's are not very interesting ether :grin:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 16 June 2011, 18:52
very interesting indeed. :smiley:
Unlike this thread

Stop being the proverbial cnut, don't visit this forum or read this thread.
We were hoping against hope you had met your maker.  :smug:
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 17 June 2011, 19:24
very interesting indeed. :smiley:

Unlike this thread

who told you to take that c0ck out of your mouth and read it?
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 17 June 2011, 19:32
very interesting indeed. :smiley:
Unlike this thread
who told you to take that c0ck out of your mouth and read it?

LMFAO.  :laugh:

Good evening young Sir.
Raining here cats and dogs. Average mpg 15.5 on the journey back.
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: am1w on 18 June 2011, 12:08
Gilly, saw this advertised in Autocar: A Black 3 door Golf R32, Year 2007,9800 miles since new, one owner, FSH, DSG, VW fitted CD system, Reg. No. V6 GGO, Private sale, Tel 01782 610 233.
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: Snoopy on 18 June 2011, 14:36
Who says bridgestones and front wheel drive don't work  :grin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKyfmUJUzK8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: AM1W vs R32 (good banter)
Post by: R32UK on 18 June 2011, 19:25
Gilly, saw this advertised in Autocar: A Black 3 door Golf R32, Year 2007,9800 miles since new, one owner, FSH, DSG, VW fitted CD system, Reg. No. V6 GGO, Private sale, Tel 01782 610 233.

3 doors is not enough unfortunately :undecided: