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Title: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 10:09
right you lot... need some help and advice and you all seem to be quite hands on

have been building a patio for the good lady in my spare time...

all has gone according to plan so far... its been done on a budget of virtually nothing (the stones were free so they don't match the original ones so thats why it doesn't look superb)

I dug the patio out of a sloping garden, at the back of the patio i dug a drainage ditch and lay in a semi permeable drain pipe to help.. this will be covered in pea shingle

however.. because the garden is on quite an incline I have been left with a problem...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/5725401493_941fb2a917.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5725401493/)
Untitled (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5725401493/) by Guy Frankland (http://www.flickr.com/people/guyfrankland/), on Flickr

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5309/5725403081_894e9bb2e9.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5725403081/)
Untitled (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5725403081/) by Guy Frankland (http://www.flickr.com/people/guyfrankland/), on Flickr

as you can see I need some form of edging to go in... the patio IS straight... its the angle of the shed and the garden that are on the p1ss...

my solution would be to get a baton, like treated deck board, have this cut to size for the shed and then baton it against the shed support...  for the garden... again baton it, but have an 'even' baton go right across the garden then backfill with earth in behind on the right hand side and lay turf over the top? The pea shingle will go in the trench between the patio edge and the baton.

any other suggestions? I'm proper rubbish at being a chippy and this is my first go at doing anything like this so go easy
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: JC on 16 May 2011, 10:25
shed is easy to fix,

move shed, dig out, level to patio, replace shed.

grass is more fun

 lift turf for first foot, remove soil into a slope down to patio, replace turf, tap down

 :smiley:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 10:35
i'm not doing any more frigging digging  :laugh:

ever!  :grin:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Len on 16 May 2011, 11:23
6x2 concrete edging kerbs around the patio?
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: justalex81 on 16 May 2011, 12:30
build a wall
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: cullygti on 16 May 2011, 12:33
as above put some kerb edgers in will look ok once they are in mate  :cool:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Len on 16 May 2011, 13:19
6x2 concrete edging kerbs around the patio?

And they should be flat top ones not bullnosed.
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: JC on 16 May 2011, 13:38
6x2 concrete edging kerbs around the patio?

And they should be flat top ones not bullnosed.

this is guy remember,  :laugh: find a picture for him  :grin:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: justalex81 on 16 May 2011, 13:43
if it was me i'd hire a mini digger and level off the whole garden
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 13:47
if it was me i'd hire a mini digger and level off the whole garden

believe me, if it was MY garden I would... but my budget for this is minimal.. eg. £0 or as close to it as possible  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Len on 16 May 2011, 13:48
6x2 concrete edging kerbs around the patio?

And they should be flat top ones not bullnosed.

this is guy remember,  :laugh: find a picture for him  :grin:

There are only TWO types! :grin: Even Guy should be able to decide if its a flat oblong or has one rounded corner! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Len on 16 May 2011, 13:50
Ah if budget is minimal it maybe be better to get some gravel board.
That is only fixed by hammering a few pegs into the ground rather than a concrete base for the Edgings!
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: archie837 on 16 May 2011, 13:58
Dig it man, will look 100times better!

Also means nothing for a 100mph toddler / small child to trip over, when they are hell bent on wrecking your new masterpiece.
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 14:08
6x2 concrete edging kerbs around the patio?

And they should be flat top ones not bullnosed.

this is guy remember,  :laugh: find a picture for him  :grin:

There are only TWO types! :grin: Even Guy should be able to decide if its a flat oblong or has one rounded corner! :rolleyes:

thanks for the vote of confidence... i think  :undecided:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Dan n Nic on 16 May 2011, 14:09

Reclaimed Railway Sleepers?
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 14:26
Ah if budget is minimal it maybe be better to get some gravel board.
That is only fixed by hammering a few pegs into the ground rather than a concrete base for the Edgings!

yes... I was thinking of this...
http://www.wickes.co.uk/sawn-treated-gravelboard/invt/107143/ (http://www.wickes.co.uk/sawn-treated-gravelboard/invt/107143/)

or some decking board... just for a more attractive finish


Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: simonpolly on 16 May 2011, 16:49
Make a raised border using railway sleepers with steps in the middle leading onto the grass area,best to buy new ones from a timber yard they are cheaper and do not leak tar.
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: R32UK on 16 May 2011, 17:28
looks fine to me. leave it as it is.... if you are ever asked to do anything else, you can always reply with "let me finish the fcuking garden first"  :smiley: :cool:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: JC on 16 May 2011, 17:51
 :grin: :afro:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Thom89 on 16 May 2011, 18:40
Nice little water feature... have you thought about sculpting it into a miniature Niagara Falls :lipsrsealed:

Thom
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 19:47
looks fine to me. leave it as it is.... if you are ever asked to do anything else, you can always reply with "let me finish the fcuking garden first"  :smiley: :cool:

this. wins.

now.. this evening one of these has been thrown into the equation http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html (http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html)

i did point out that one was too fcuking BIG so SWMBO is searching for a 4x2m one  :rolleyes:
 

:grin:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 19:48

Reclaimed Railway Sleepers?

this again, would be a preferred option... but its not my garden  :laugh:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: JC on 16 May 2011, 19:57
looks fine to me. leave it as it is.... if you are ever asked to do anything else, you can always reply with "let me finish the fcuking garden first"  :smiley: :cool:

this. wins.

now.. this evening one of these has been thrown into the equation http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html (http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html)

i did point out that one was too fcuking BIG so SWMBO is searching for a 4x2m one  :rolleyes:
 

:grin:



OMG, that would involve ladders and a power tool  :shocked:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: R32UK on 16 May 2011, 20:00
looks fine to me. leave it as it is.... if you are ever asked to do anything else, you can always reply with "let me finish the fcuking garden first"  :smiley: :cool:

this. wins.

now.. this evening one of these has been thrown into the equation http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html (http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html)

i did point out that one was too fcuking BIG so SWMBO is searching for a 4x2m one  :rolleyes:
 

:grin:


thats exactly why women should never make any decisions. the sun comes out.... so lets go outside and hide from it!

God was so close to getting it right when i comes to women... then he gave them the ability to speak  :undecided:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 16 May 2011, 20:12
Guy, the lawn slopes from left to right, so unless you address that, you aint gonna get a perfect patio to lawn profile.

I suggest you plant some border plants up to the red arrow - where it levels out.

This will disguise the slope and make the patio/lawn border look much nicer than some gravel.

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/guys.jpg)

Sorry for the crude PS.  Listening to the Football!

Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 20:13
looks fine to me. leave it as it is.... if you are ever asked to do anything else, you can always reply with "let me finish the fcuking garden first"  :smiley: :cool:

this. wins.

now.. this evening one of these has been thrown into the equation http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html (http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html)

i did point out that one was too fcuking BIG so SWMBO is searching for a 4x2m one  :rolleyes:
 

:grin:



OMG, that would involve ladders and a power tool  :shocked:

believe it or not I actually have these!  :grin:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Sam on 16 May 2011, 20:15
I would dig it back at a gentle gradient to merge from the edge of the patio to aboot where the brush is, better than nowt. Also leave about a 6inch gap at the edge of the patio as a soakaway (dig out a little and put gravel in). That is assuming it has a run on it too the garden
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Thom89 on 16 May 2011, 20:16
Guy, you haven't buried anyone under there have you? just a thought like... :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:

Thom
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: JC on 16 May 2011, 20:16
looks fine to me. leave it as it is.... if you are ever asked to do anything else, you can always reply with "let me finish the fcuking garden first"  :smiley: :cool:

this. wins.

now.. this evening one of these has been thrown into the equation http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html (http://www.gardengazebos.co.uk/shop/gg_ss_sss36m.html)

i did point out that one was too fcuking BIG so SWMBO is searching for a 4x2m one  :rolleyes:
 

:grin:



OMG, that would involve ladders and a power tool  :shocked:

believe it or not I actually have these!  :grin:

Owning is one thing, using is a completely different matter  :laugh: :grin:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 16 May 2011, 20:25
Guy, the lawn slopes from left to right, so unless you address that, you aint gonna get a perfect patio to lawn profile.

I suggest you plant some border plants up to the red arrow - where it levels out.

This will disguise the slope and make the patio/lawn border look much nicer than some gravel.

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/guys.jpg)

Sorry for the crude PS.  Listening to the Football!



i have informed SWMBO of this... it has been rejected because of weeds  :rolleyes:

liked the idea though

I would dig it back at a gentle gradient to merge from the edge of the patio to aboot where the brush is, better than nowt. Also leave about a 6inch gap at the edge of the patio as a soakaway (dig out a little and put gravel in). That is assuming it has a run on it too the garden

the soakaway is in place and the gravel/pea shingle is standing by

took a trip to a timber yard today...  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 16 May 2011, 20:35
Women!  :rolleyes:

So...either put a railway sleeper there or build a small brick wall.

Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: JC on 16 May 2011, 20:36
i got my old women planks i used as ramps  :grin: whack them down job done  :smug:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: SoundillusioN on 17 May 2011, 12:29
Only just spotted this.. Nice work so far.... Damn I feel your pain... I always get whipped onto garden work! Ponds, Walls, sheds... it never ends... looks like you've done a good job though. :afro:

Not sure what I can add at this stage, I would probably make a box for flowers.  A narrow version of your veg beds.. Similar to what we have done at ours.
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 17 May 2011, 12:35
Only just spotted this.. Nice work so far.... Damn I feel your pain... I always get whipped onto garden work! Ponds, Walls, sheds... it never ends... looks like you've done a good job though. :afro:

Not sure what I can add at this stage, I would probably make a box for flowers.  A narrow version of your veg beds.. Similar to what we have done at ours.

i like that idea... but the mrs has settled on something... and that something is being actioned, whether it'll look any good or not is another matter!  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Organisys on 17 May 2011, 13:41
Timber / boards, but hold it in place with some of the smaller size metposts and short timber uprights on the lawn side (for tidyness) to stop the timber moving under weight of soil / shingle.

(http://s7g1.scene7.com/is/image/BandQ/5013795110606_001c_v001_zp?$210x170_generic$=)
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 17 May 2011, 13:58
Timber / boards, but hold it in place with some of the smaller size metposts and short timber uprights on the lawn side (for tidyness) to stop the timber moving under weight of soil / shingle.

(http://s7g1.scene7.com/is/image/BandQ/5013795110606_001c_v001_zp?$210x170_generic$=)


i like this  :wink:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 24 May 2011, 20:39
update time

project is just about complete

I used treated deckboard which I got for a bargain price down at travis perkins which is only spitting distance from me, I put them in place using secure posts hammered deep into the ground.. then batoned the deckboard to these... I then backfilled in behind these (using the earth and rubbish I dug up from the patio) and the topped it off using top soil upon which I will sow new grass seed which I am sure the birds will love... the drain I installed has been covered over with pea shingle in front of the deckboard so that it provides ample drainage...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2078/5755466153_49b7dd7e72.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5755466153/)
Untitled (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5755466153/) by Guy Frankland (http://www.flickr.com/people/guyfrankland/), on Flickr

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2321/5756013602_cd7d44ce25.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5756013602/)
Untitled (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5756013602/) by Guy Frankland (http://www.flickr.com/people/guyfrankland/), on Flickr

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/5755498253_7922882d0e.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5755498253/)
Untitled (http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyfrankland/5755498253/) by Guy Frankland (http://www.flickr.com/people/guyfrankland/), on Flickr

thanks to everyone for their advice and input  :cool:

so... bring on the BBQ's!!  :evil:

Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Rhyso on 24 May 2011, 20:42
Good work  :cool:

Fancy sorting my patio out  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: JC on 24 May 2011, 20:47
With all this Spannering and DIY suprised you got teme left to valet owt  :laugh: :grin:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 24 May 2011, 21:37
With all this Spannering and DIY suprised you got teme left to valet owt  :laugh: :grin:

Had nothing on today....


Naked DIY ftw :grin:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Len on 24 May 2011, 22:47
Looks good Guy.
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 24 May 2011, 23:06
Any Lesbians beneath?

Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Phil1980 on 24 May 2011, 23:11
Nice job that. :smiley:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Jimble on 25 May 2011, 00:42
Jobs a gud un! :cool:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Organisys on 25 May 2011, 13:21
Good result !

Project Sand Pit for me this weekend.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Len on 25 May 2011, 14:28
Good result !

Project Sand Pit for me this weekend.

 :laugh:

Buy a gaudy pink plastic one with its own lid! Job done!
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Organisys on 25 May 2011, 21:07
Good result !

Project Sand Pit for me this weekend.

 :laugh:
gaudy pink plastic
exactly why I am making one from wood.

 :cool:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Horney on 25 May 2011, 21:11
Looks awesome Guy!

Nick
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 25 May 2011, 23:24
Good result !

Project Sand Pit for me this weekend.

 :laugh:
gaudy pink plastic
exactly why I am making one from wood.

 :cool:


can thoroughly recommend travis perkins wokingham for helpfulness and advice
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 25 May 2011, 23:25
thanks for your favourable comments everyone... for a first attempt at this type of thing I don't think it turned out too bad!  :smiley:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Guy on 24 June 2011, 00:13
its done nothing but friggin rain since I finished this... sorry about that!

my fault  :embarassed:
Title: Re: Project Patio
Post by: Len on 24 June 2011, 09:16
Mini heatwave coming..........


on Monday! :angry: