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Model specific boards => Golf mk6 => Topic started by: Exonian on 11 February 2011, 15:33

Title: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Exonian on 11 February 2011, 15:33
Could anyone recommend me a product to remove jizz stains from the bonnet of my mk6 which are often left by envious passers by.

I would have posted this in the detailing section but it is a mk6 specifc phenomenononon and the mods in the detailing section have a bit of a sense of humour issue.

I did try using a potato soaked in vinegar but the jizz just made it taste nasty afterwards.  :sick:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Rhyso on 11 February 2011, 15:35
Brillo pad works wonders
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Exonian on 11 February 2011, 15:38
Thanks, I was a bit worried as the car has 20 years of finance left on it and didn't want the car ruined so early in its life. I guess once they get as old as mk3s people find them less erotic to look at?
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 11 February 2011, 15:40
 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Rhyso on 11 February 2011, 15:42
Apologies, I didn't realise so you had so long left on the finance.  If brillo pads won't touch it, move on up to steel wool and grit lined sponges

I've never found a MK3 erotic to look at  :undecided:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Doc on 11 February 2011, 15:43
Hmmm I'm glad you brought this up, somebody keeps doing the same to my rocket, it looks a right bloody mess at the moment  :sad:

Nowbthat I've furnished you with the above information, would you guys recommend for polishing my rocket?
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Rhyso on 11 February 2011, 15:46
Hmmm I'm glad you brought this up, somebody keeps doing the same to my rocket, it looks a right bloody mess at the moment  :sad:

Nowbthat I've furnished you with the above information, would you guys recommend for polishing my rocket?

A dead hedgehog coated in metal should spruce that up nicely
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: am1w on 11 February 2011, 15:46
What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:

What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:
Like Jazz but messier

As in music? :undecided:

:grin: much messier and jazz is f11cking messy  :grin:

Now I really feel left out. :shocked:
Stop teasing, do tell, please. :embarassed:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Rhyso on 11 February 2011, 15:47
What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:

Like Jazz but messier
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Doc on 11 February 2011, 15:48
 :grin: much messier and jazz is f11cking messy  :grin:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Wayne on 11 February 2011, 16:18
Some people really have issues  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Doc on 11 February 2011, 16:31
Some people really have issues  :rolleyes:

Agreed, I wish they'd just live and let live.

If I wanted jizz on my rocket I'd ask for it.
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Steve30 on 11 February 2011, 16:37
Jizz stain WTF is that?  :grin:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Hartside on 11 February 2011, 16:43
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html Read the first definition

You need to buy yourself one of these  :laugh:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Doc on 11 February 2011, 16:48
Jizz stain WTF is that?  :grin:

It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: am1w on 11 February 2011, 16:53
Jizz stain WTF is that?  :grin:
It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before  :rolleyes:

Just found out. :shocked:
Have you conducted a lab test to confirm? :sick:
So far, Wofgang has not come into contact.
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Doc on 11 February 2011, 17:05
Jizz stain WTF is that?  :grin:
It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before  :rolleyes:

Just found out. :shocked:
Have you conducted a lab test to confirm? :sick:
So far, Wofgang has not come into contact.


I don't think we've had any reports of it happening to red ones, strange that.
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: am1w on 11 February 2011, 17:08
Jizz stain WTF is that?  :grin:
It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before  :rolleyes:
Just found out. :shocked:
Have you conducted a lab test to confirm? :sick:
So far, Wofgang has not come into contact.
I don't think we've had any reports of it happening to red ones, strange that.

How very rude.
I'll have to correct this obviously. :laugh:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Phil1980 on 11 February 2011, 17:11
 :sick:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: Steve30 on 11 February 2011, 17:12
still dont know what it is ?  :grin: got it now and its only on Asker's car
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: am1w on 11 February 2011, 17:19
still dont know what it is ?  :grin: got it now and its only on Asker's car

That's it Stevie baby. It was you through SMS. :laugh:
Just checked. Nothing. :cool:
You got me all unnecessary. :grin:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Doc on 11 February 2011, 17:24
This seems like a very serious issue blighting many MK6 golfs, given the severity and number of forum users effected I may have to make this topic sticky 

It's a sticky topic if ever I've seen one  :laugh:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: am1w on 11 February 2011, 17:30
This seems like a very serious issue blighting many MK6 golfs, given the severity and number of forum users effected I may have to make this topic sticky 
It's a sticky topic if ever I've seen one  :laugh:

Classic. :laugh:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Danno on 11 February 2011, 18:14
Could anyone recommend me a product to remove jizz stains from the bonnet of my mk6 which are often left by envious passers by.

I would have posted this in the detailing section but it is a mk6 specifc phenomenononon and the mods in the detailing section have a bit of a sense of humour issue.

I did try using a potato soaked in vinegar but the jizz just made it taste nasty afterwards.  :sick:

Quality!!! :grin:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: R32UK on 11 February 2011, 18:30
not sure about the bonnet.. but the back seat is a nightmare :embarassed:
Title: Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
Post by: The Doc on 11 February 2011, 19:34
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

I've taken their advice  :wink:

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