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Model specific boards => Golf mk6 => Topic started by: Exonian on 11 February 2011, 15:33
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Could anyone recommend me a product to remove jizz stains from the bonnet of my mk6 which are often left by envious passers by.
I would have posted this in the detailing section but it is a mk6 specifc phenomenononon and the mods in the detailing section have a bit of a sense of humour issue.
I did try using a potato soaked in vinegar but the jizz just made it taste nasty afterwards. :sick:
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Brillo pad works wonders
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Thanks, I was a bit worried as the car has 20 years of finance left on it and didn't want the car ruined so early in its life. I guess once they get as old as mk3s people find them less erotic to look at?
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:grin: :grin: :grin:
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Apologies, I didn't realise so you had so long left on the finance. If brillo pads won't touch it, move on up to steel wool and grit lined sponges
I've never found a MK3 erotic to look at :undecided:
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Hmmm I'm glad you brought this up, somebody keeps doing the same to my rocket, it looks a right bloody mess at the moment :sad:
Nowbthat I've furnished you with the above information, would you guys recommend for polishing my rocket?
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Hmmm I'm glad you brought this up, somebody keeps doing the same to my rocket, it looks a right bloody mess at the moment :sad:
Nowbthat I've furnished you with the above information, would you guys recommend for polishing my rocket?
A dead hedgehog coated in metal should spruce that up nicely
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What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:
What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:
Like Jazz but messier
As in music? :undecided:
:grin: much messier and jazz is f11cking messy :grin:
Now I really feel left out. :shocked:
Stop teasing, do tell, please. :embarassed:
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What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:
Like Jazz but messier
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:grin: much messier and jazz is f11cking messy :grin:
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Some people really have issues :rolleyes:
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Some people really have issues :rolleyes:
Agreed, I wish they'd just live and let live.
If I wanted jizz on my rocket I'd ask for it.
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Jizz stain WTF is that? :grin:
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http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html Read the first definition
You need to buy yourself one of these :laugh:
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Jizz stain WTF is that? :grin:
It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before :rolleyes:
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Jizz stain WTF is that? :grin:
It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before :rolleyes:
Just found out. :shocked:
Have you conducted a lab test to confirm? :sick:
So far, Wofgang has not come into contact.
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Jizz stain WTF is that? :grin:
It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before :rolleyes:
Just found out. :shocked:
Have you conducted a lab test to confirm? :sick:
So far, Wofgang has not come into contact.
I don't think we've had any reports of it happening to red ones, strange that.
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Jizz stain WTF is that? :grin:
It's a strange phenomenon that appears to occur on MK6 golfs, I can concur to this fact as it's never happened to any golf I've had before :rolleyes:
Just found out. :shocked:
Have you conducted a lab test to confirm? :sick:
So far, Wofgang has not come into contact.
I don't think we've had any reports of it happening to red ones, strange that.
How very rude.
I'll have to correct this obviously. :laugh:
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:sick:
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still dont know what it is ? :grin: got it now and its only on Asker's car
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still dont know what it is ? :grin: got it now and its only on Asker's car
That's it Stevie baby. It was you through SMS. :laugh:
Just checked. Nothing. :cool:
You got me all unnecessary. :grin:
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This seems like a very serious issue blighting many MK6 golfs, given the severity and number of forum users effected I may have to make this topic sticky
It's a sticky topic if ever I've seen one :laugh:
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This seems like a very serious issue blighting many MK6 golfs, given the severity and number of forum users effected I may have to make this topic sticky
It's a sticky topic if ever I've seen one :laugh:
Classic. :laugh:
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Could anyone recommend me a product to remove jizz stains from the bonnet of my mk6 which are often left by envious passers by.
I would have posted this in the detailing section but it is a mk6 specifc phenomenononon and the mods in the detailing section have a bit of a sense of humour issue.
I did try using a potato soaked in vinegar but the jizz just made it taste nasty afterwards. :sick:
Quality!!! :grin:
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not sure about the bonnet.. but the back seat is a nightmare :embarassed:
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"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
I've taken their advice :wink:
Tidied and now locked