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Offline Exonian

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Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« on: 11 February 2011, 15:33 »
Could anyone recommend me a product to remove jizz stains from the bonnet of my mk6 which are often left by envious passers by.

I would have posted this in the detailing section but it is a mk6 specifc phenomenononon and the mods in the detailing section have a bit of a sense of humour issue.

I did try using a potato soaked in vinegar but the jizz just made it taste nasty afterwards.  :sick:
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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #1 on: 11 February 2011, 15:35 »
Brillo pad works wonders

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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #2 on: 11 February 2011, 15:38 »
Thanks, I was a bit worried as the car has 20 years of finance left on it and didn't want the car ruined so early in its life. I guess once they get as old as mk3s people find them less erotic to look at?
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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #3 on: 11 February 2011, 15:40 »
 :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #4 on: 11 February 2011, 15:42 »
Apologies, I didn't realise so you had so long left on the finance.  If brillo pads won't touch it, move on up to steel wool and grit lined sponges

I've never found a MK3 erotic to look at  :undecided:

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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #5 on: 11 February 2011, 15:43 »
Hmmm I'm glad you brought this up, somebody keeps doing the same to my rocket, it looks a right bloody mess at the moment  :sad:

Nowbthat I've furnished you with the above information, would you guys recommend for polishing my rocket?

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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #6 on: 11 February 2011, 15:46 »
Hmmm I'm glad you brought this up, somebody keeps doing the same to my rocket, it looks a right bloody mess at the moment  :sad:

Nowbthat I've furnished you with the above information, would you guys recommend for polishing my rocket?

A dead hedgehog coated in metal should spruce that up nicely

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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #7 on: 11 February 2011, 15:46 »
What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:

What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:
Like Jazz but messier

As in music? :undecided:

:grin: much messier and jazz is f11cking messy  :grin:

Now I really feel left out. :shocked:
Stop teasing, do tell, please. :embarassed:
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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #8 on: 11 February 2011, 15:47 »
What is Jizz?
Which car is the rocket?
I am most curious. :grin:

Like Jazz but messier

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Re: Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?
« Reply #9 on: 11 February 2011, 15:48 »
 :grin: much messier and jazz is f11cking messy  :grin: