I did a very big sex wee.

It's real, it's here, and I'd best get one. Who was running around with a list of ED30 owners and regs? Or did I just get a spam email and manage to send it out to a muppet?
Was gonna visit stealer today until I scratched my car last night. Now I don't think it's a good idea.
EDIT: I'm planning to hide mine (if I get one). The last thing I want is someone to break in, steal it and then use it on a knock-off "GTI30" to make it look legit.