Oh my word

If you want the car so bad then sell the Edition 30 and buy the thing.
Peskarik. You are constantly comparing the Edition 30 to cars that are in a completely different category/ market/ speed to yours. The Edition 30 is an all rounder and the 335I or whatever tosh BMW it is, is not designed for that purpose.
People mod cos they can. Im hoping to embark on a Smart Fortwo project in which I will be swapping the standard engine with a Hayabusa engine giving me 0-100 in 4.2 seconds and I will still have aircon. Why? Cos I can.
This thread is going around in circles.
Just buy the stupid thing and stop moaning about how disatisfied you are. Every post you make about your edition 30 is a moan which is usually concluded by how much you love the car? Read some of your posts

Im not lying.
IMHO opinion you buy a GTi cos you want a car you can thrash after dropping all 4 kids off at school and dropping a couch off at your mates house. You can mod a GTi and get more or better power and improve the car like Hurdy, RR and others have done. The BMW does not give you this pleasure. Yes you can mod it but it has a completely different engine layout. Driving style. Everything is for a DIFFERENT PERSON.
You also say that you will never be seen in an Impreza or EVO and would rather have a top class BMW. Why tell me then why you are driving a Golf?? Why not get a 330i BMW if you are honestly so phased by how people will see you?
**Rant officially over**
P.S- I got accepted into University! YAY!