Fantastic write-up.
I've never liked the Scirocco as much as everyone else. Side-by-side with GTI, the only things I do like are the low profile and the alloys. Doesn't really appeal to me - I guess it's just horses for
From what I can work out, I think what bugs me the most is the front nose, in between the headlights. The rear, as someone has said, looks like the rear end of a Renault Megane and an Astra. Side profile isn't too bad.
Strange how they have chrome-trim everywhere but not on the pedals.