If you ever come to Guernsey Phil, I'd take you out for a meal and a few beers mate

That also applies to any GTI forum member.
Us Channel Islanders are known for our hospitality, watering holes, and good looking/(easy) friendly ladies! Oh and tax avoidance! No VAT here chaps!
Plus being occupied by the Germans during WW2, but we dont mention that. Well apart from "Liberation Day", every May 9th the whole Island shuts down and everyone gets drunk! thats when the British Army came and rescued us!