Today I thought I'd take the engine out for a little drive, after all it had been sat in the garage all weekend and I thought it might like to see the countryside.

I drove down to my mate Jason's Triumph dealership, which also has a handy Renualt dealership alongside, and asked the guys nicely if they would mind removing the dual mass flywheel (horrid heavy lump of iron) and replacing it with my sexy skimmed outrageously light one. Then fit the clutch as I didnt have an alignment tool.

30 mins later job was done. Sorted, thanks fellas!

That left me just enough time for a coffee and a natter with Mel at Triumph before fitting the gearbox and getting ready for work.

Following Saturday Jason popped around to help with something and pinched the Golf's key. His cunning plan was to watch me suffer, having finished the car I would run around frustrated not being able to find the key.
What actually happened was my poor three year old son got shouted at- alot! Poor little fella, he has a habit of pinching my keys, but he was innocent all the time, and to think I'd sent him to the naughty step too!

Still revenge was mine when I popped around to his place the following day and nicked the keys back. Oh didnt I mention I had them Jas? Was fun watching him run around trying to find them!!
Anyway so back to progress:
popped the engine back in and started connecting those bloody driveshafts. God I hate that job! Once in I needed to reattach the electrics and hydraulic clutch. This is a picture of a hydraulic gearbox for all those who dont have one!

Having finished that a few problems raised their head- the cam cover was far too close to the brake m/c. Grrrrr turns out I had fitted the engine slightly twisted (god knows hows how) so I had to undo everything and fit it all again!!

So once it was all in I had the pleasure of priming the engine. This is a truly horrible, hateful, hideous task, which I think Gareth makes me do for his own sadistic pleasure.
Basically you remove the spark plugs and insert a long socket on the crankbolt, then turn the engine over by hand.

Keep turning until oil comes out here, or you bleed, or you get bored, which ever occurs first.

That took twenty minutes- why couldnt i just let the starter crank it over, surely its the same thing??
Gareth?
Next task was to fit the AGU loom to the coils

And then fit the fans to the nice shiny new radiator

reassemble

add oil, water, cable ties and bolt the front back on

so did it start??
did it hell.......
