Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[mcgee9t2]

whats the best thing about f**king twenty two year olds?

theres twenty of them

 

[justalex81]

how do you make a kid cry twice?

use his teddy to rub the blood off your cock. . . . . .

i'll get my coat 

that is wrong m8

yep it is. but the title of the thread warns that jokes "may offend" 

[dTEA]

A research professor has found that there are two sizes of thingy in the UK male: normal and then only 2" when erect. He has warned all the single UK women to avoid all men in cars flying white flags with red crosses if they don't want to be disappointed.

[DarnPB]

A research professor has found that there are two sizes of thingy in the UK male: normal and then only 2" when erect. He has warned all the single UK women to avoid all men in cars flying white flags with red crosses if they don't want to be disappointed.

 
 

Never a truer word said.

[green_rizla]

An Englisman and a Pakistani are having a drink..............

The Pakistani empty's his glass, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun and says............. "In my country we have so many glasses, we don't need to drink out of the same one twice".

Then the Englishman empty's his................. Pulls out a gun, shoots the Pakistani and says............... "and in my country we have so many Pakistanis............... we don't need to drink with the same one twice"

[green_rizla]

Duran Duran apparantly have just released a world cup song..................... "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand"

..................What a plank!!!!!.................... They are better off without him

[mongchops]

Have I posted the Alzheimers joke?

[mongchops]

My girlfriend said she wanted something nine inches long, rock hard and full of spunk so I gave her the sock from under my bed.

[mongchops]

A fat woman goes to the Doctors and asks " What's the easiest exercise I can do to help me lose weight?"
The Doctor replies " Shake your head from side to side".
She asks " How ofter should I do that?".
Doctor says " Every time you're offered food ya fat cnut".

[Stronz]

Have I posted the Alzheimers joke?

Brilliant