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Offline OakeyDoak16v

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #930 on: 23 November 2010, 20:49 »
Snap!! So am I. :smiley:
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Offline MrBounce

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« Reply #931 on: 23 November 2010, 20:55 »
Think we're getting a bit flushed with card jokes now...  :evil:
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« Reply #932 on: 23 November 2010, 21:21 »
yeah think we need to put them in the toilet with my crap (thats a card game right?) and flush the chain
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Offline luke

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« Reply #933 on: 23 November 2010, 22:07 »
whoever started with the card jokes needs to jump off a pontoon
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #934 on: 25 November 2010, 19:19 »
Dont you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cig out the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough............ Grandma's fingering herself again!
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« Reply #935 on: 25 November 2010, 19:21 »
Quote from: russ-vdub on 25 November 2010, 19:19
Dont you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cig out the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough............ Grandma's fingering herself again!


AHAHAH
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Offline AlexMozza

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« Reply #936 on: 25 November 2010, 19:34 »
What do you call a dog with no legs......
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #937 on: 26 November 2010, 10:01 »
When to a gay funeral, they opened the coffin at the viewing. Didn't know the place the body face down.

Turns out the coffin had no use as he was gonna get cream-mated.
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #938 on: 26 November 2010, 10:17 »
can't wait for the Bernard Matthews jokes... they're gonna be bootiful!

http://www.sickipedia.org/search?q=Bernard%20Matthews
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« Reply #939 on: 26 November 2010, 11:01 »
oops... started already...

Bernard Matthews cremation is next week... Gas Mark 6 for 3 hours
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