Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots.
One for me and one for my best buddy here."
The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do you want me to
wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?"
Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in
my pocket here." With that he pulls out a little 3-inch man from
his pocket.
The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can drink that
much?"
"Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some," the man retorted.
So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough, the little guy
drinks it all up.
"That's amazing," says the bartender. "What else can he do?
Can he walk?"
Rodney flicks a pound coin down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey
Al, go get that pound!"
The little guy runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the
coin, and runs back down and gives it to Rodney.
The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's amazing,"
he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"
Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his
eye and squawks, "Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Al, tell him about that
time we were in down in Africa on safari and you called that witch doctor a w@nker"
