Author Topic: Little Bar-stewards  (Read 2550 times)

Offline DaveN

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Re: Little Bar-stewards
« Reply #10 on: 05 September 2007, 09:37 »
No error in the spelling, these forums tend to filter particular language.

My view today is, though I love the car, its a car, with one 2 year old child and another due I'm not throwing myself in front of a thief trying to take the car. If they turned violent they can have the fecking thing its insured. Now if they come upstairs thats a different matter all together, a Police Mag-Lite will pound the fecking heads in and then I'll throw there unconcious body down the stairs and jump on it until the Fuzz get there.

Ahh, calm thoughts, deep breaths....

Now I wonder if I can get a legally held sniper rifle with night scope..... I'll try Ebay.
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Offline 08micsta

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Re: Little Bar-stewards
« Reply #11 on: 05 September 2007, 15:50 »

Get an air rifle and put wee balls of BluTack in as bullets. Let's see if they come back !

Alternatively, have you seen that anti carjacking thing from South Africa which basically uses a flame thrower to toast any assiliants? I don't think we'd miss one less twit.





In South Africa the law actually considers it a life sentence of manslaughter if someone breaks in or something and you kill him or render him unable to continue a normal life  :embarassed:
The law here states that unless the attacker or thief actually harms you first then you can attack him.

So in SA. IF you want to protect your cars and family you have:
1. Electrical fencing (Its killed 2 birds and we only had it a month) :evil:
2. At least 10 CCTV Cameras around the house (And you mount them in the walls else the thieves steal them off the wall) :cry:
3. An alarm
4. Ruddy security gates on every door.  :sick:

And more....

So consider yourselves lucky. Im happy to here your family and more importantly (Just jokes) your car is ok.

Mike :smiley:


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Offline R32UK

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Re: Little Bar-stewards
« Reply #12 on: 16 September 2007, 20:02 »
must agree where the family thing is concerned its probably better to just let them take the car... and hope they burn i out or it vanishes. Atleast that way your not left with a car thats been driven to within an inch of its life. Most of these kind of breakins are a well organised ring where the car is shipped abroad and sold on (atleast that what the policeman told me before he drove off in his brand new RangeRover :grin:)

Me??? I dont have no kids so its til death do I part where my car is concerned!! :angry: